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bear rating system

The bear rating system is a way for guys to inconspicuously scope out girls and discuss them between themselves.

There are several different bear levels.
- A Koala Bear is a girl that is attractive but simply looks too young.
- A Panda bear is a girl that is cute and cuddly, and usually wears cute clothes , etc.
- A Polar Bear is a girl that is chill to talk to or joke around with. This usually is a combination of another type of bear. This is the only bear that uses personality as a factor, and is not exclusive.
- A Black Bear is an unclassifiable bear that still gets a "Would hit it"
- A Grizzly bear is an extremely hot, bite-your-knuckles girl.
- A Bear Hunt is when a girl is either ugly beyond reason or extremely annoying.

The terms can also apply as verbs and adjectives.
"Holy shit dude, GRIZZLY BEAR"

"The girl at the counter is the most Polar Bear girl"

"Dominic is Panda Bearing right now, look at him talk to that girl"

"Dude, 9oclock, Panda
Nah dude, Black Bear"

"-You guys are so shallow with this bear rating system
-Shut up or I'll have to go on a bear hunt"
by swiffer October 16, 2007
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1-10 Female Rating Scale)

The scale of how you rate a female. Being usually one as just, ew... And ten as holy shit I want to fuck her
Douchebag John: I go by the 1-10 Female Rating Scale) and Kim get a 69 cus damn dat ass doe
by A$$Hole with no swag. September 6, 2016
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raging flying pig

That sexy girl over there made me have a raging flying pig.
by egoamofruit October 1, 2012
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Raging

To rage after being defeated or eliminated in a game
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gangsta rating

a rating that goes up each time you do something gangsta
person 1: "imma beat your ass"
person 2: "dawg your gangsta rating just went up boiiiii"
by gangstagangsta092 July 21, 2007
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Wikipedia Racing

A game played by two or more people, each with his or her own computer at hand. Players agree upon a Wikipedia article as the "target" before the race. On the count of three, all players click the "random article" link on the left side of the page to start each player off at a random starting point. By only clicking links on the articles, each player vies to be the first to get to the "target" page.

Notes:
-Players ARE allowed to use the "back" button on the browser
-Players ARE NOT allowed to use links on the left side bar of Wikipedia (main page, etc.)
-Players ARE NOT allowed to use the "Categories" link at the bottom of the page, but other lists (e.g. Forbes 500 companies, etc) ARE allowed.
Wikipedia Racing Game:

Target: Orange (color)
3...2...1... "random article"
"Famous Russian Gymnasts" ...shit.
-Russia
-Education in Russia
-Science
-Physics
-Electromagnetic Spectrum
-Orange
Yell: "EAT IT BITCHES!!!"
by LMLF June 8, 2011
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Sonic Raingasm

When you Sonic Blastoff so hard into Rainbow's ass that both of you shoot off into a Double Rainboom.

Basically fucking the rainbow out of her.
Wow, when I saw that Sonic Raingasm, I was slightly turned on.
by Mysterious Frying Pan November 8, 2016
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