by tena December 28, 2005
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A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a drink when a good-looking girl comes up to them and says "whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me". So the white guy says "I love liver and cheese." she says "that's not good enough." The black says "I hate liver and cheese", and she says "that's not creative", and then the Mexican says "liver alone cheese mine."
- that's what you call a racist joke.
- that's what you call a racist joke.
by Justin-WN June 26, 2008
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by SomeoneElseInTheUniverse August 24, 2011
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She always says whats on her mind... When you need someone to talk to she is always their for you.
She will brighten up your day when your down
They are always there for you and has your back
You never will have a boring moment with them they always make you laugh
She is such a beautiful girl...
You have your awkward moments with them but everyone
does
Once you become good friends you never want to loss her and make the mistake you did
But she forgives you for your mistakes
You dont want to get in fights with them because it can become pretty bad
but you seem to forgive each other if you are like me and her because we can't stand fighting with each other and i love being with her she is amazing so if you get a Rachel like mine.... don't hurt her you will regret it.
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Blondie <3
Rachel: Get a picture of the mittens on the tree
Friend: Why
Rachel: My mittens are cool just do it
Friend: Yeah i am jealous of them
good times
Friend: We just spent 30$ worth of candy
We gonna get high off this
Rachel: We don't have weed
Friend: I said off the candy blondie
Rahcel: ohhhh
Friend: Why
Rachel: My mittens are cool just do it
Friend: Yeah i am jealous of them
good times
Friend: We just spent 30$ worth of candy
We gonna get high off this
Rachel: We don't have weed
Friend: I said off the candy blondie
Rahcel: ohhhh
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