ProfessionalLibtard

The coolest guy on planet earth B) If you see him, your blessed with eternal life, if you hate him, your damnation is near.

Man: LOOK, Its ProfessionalLibtard!

by ProfessionalLibtard November 28, 2021

Professor Dumbass

A smol bud in Philza Minecrafts discord server. Known for there lore and being funny. They are a non beany bi friend of Da Birbs and are amazing.

Look there its Professor Dumbass

by Da fucking birb January 7, 2022

Professionals

The people that scream 10 times louder and complain about a game when something looks too strong but it is clearly fair.

These "Professionals" are really loud about that thing that's clearly fair.

by M4RIO31240 January 17, 2022

Professor

A guy who you feel nervous around and have confusing feelings for (aka a secret code name for your crush)

I feel so confused around the professor

by Rayford Campbell January 22, 2022

Professor Yolo

Slang term for a young kid who is a warzone god but turns into an old man once 8:00 hits and then makes up excuses to get off and go to bed.

Well look at the time, there goes “Professor Yolo” again.

by Handily69420 March 16, 2022

Profesh

Short form for Professional

Oh this shirt looks so profesh!

by CK_51 April 6, 2022

Protest Crumpet

Typically a late night snack undertaken just because you can and to no one is around to stop you. Alternatively it may refer to your partner refusing a Buttered Crumpet.

Just got warm in bed when I needed to wee so went to make a hot water bottle because I was freezing and now made Protest Crumpets because I needed them for the affront of standing in the cold kitchen.

by Myersrum February 15, 2022