Problems

Steal them? Shit, I’d give them to you for free if you asked.

Hym “Problems? What problems? I’m on top of the fucking world right now.”

by Hym Iam October 22, 2022

ninja problems

having problems with your homies or family
arguing with a hater and getting pissed
helping your homies or family with their problems

chick friend-waz wrong?
boyo-ninja problems.
chick friend-giggle.
boyo-not like that.
chick friend-whos startin shit?
boyo-i got it covered.
chick friend-iight

by me-hearts February 22, 2008

odd-probbing

Short for odd-probleming, referring to the fact that school math books have the answers to the odd problems in the back of the book. In other words, cheating or lying. Also pronounced odd-probbin'.

Person 1: Hey, this band rocks!
Person 2: Are you odd-probbing me? This is worse than infomercials.

by TheGreatUrb May 29, 2009

Friend Probation

Happens when a friend talks bad about another friend. Requires, not talking to that friend, leaving them out of activities or groups until they apologize.

Jason Sauer is on Friend Probation

by ttlemu February 1, 2010

No Problamo

The white version of saying "no problem" to your friends.

"hey thanks for the homework answers" "no problamo" "omg *facepalm*"

by Sunny09 December 9, 2020

u got probed

A instance in which you or someone you know is owned so badly that they feel it for days later. Sometimes these victims don't know they have been subject to probing and may feel that they have been abducted by aliens.

Yo my ass still hurts. maybe i got abducted by them aliens. Na quip u got probed by that baller last week!

by indianmolester September 27, 2009

space-body problem

A specification of the mind-body problem in which the "body" or more specifically object external to the human body represents the physically far emerging from the past and "space" represents the physically near emerging from the future.

The divergent contiguity of an object external to the human body.

The divergence of an object no matter how close to the whole of a human body being "far" or in the past if there is space or "future" separating the object and the human body ("now"). Inversely, any constituent part of the human body is "now" or in the present because it is contiguous with the "whole" of the body even if a constituent part of the body is farther away from the center of the body than the separated object.

Implies that the farther external contiguity is away from internal contiguity (the human body) the more likely it is to be a holograph or expression (holomorph) in contrast to an isograph or appearance (isomorph).

"Touch" establishes contiguity between the object and the body and unites the two objects in the illusion of now.

Space-body divergence resolves mind-body duality with mind-body contiguity in contrast to mind-body congruity.

The space-body problem says that the human body is "now," the space separating the object and the body is "future," and the separated object is "past." This implies that the mind and body are isomorphic (have the same source point).

More meta-specifically space-body contiguity implies that consciousness or the "mind" emerges from space metamorphically to gravity's colinearity to time.

Thus space-body contiguity is actually mind-space colinearity or mind-space metamorphicity.

by sandraxine October 13, 2018