Penguin

A penguin is the cutest thing in the world. They are clumsy, little, cute bois.

And penguins can fly, the government is lying to you.

Believe me

Person 1: "Penguins can fly."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "They can. The government is lying."
Person 2: "Whatever..."

by Alina2212 September 23, 2019

Penguin

(V). It means that everything is cool, chill, good, ok etc.

Ex. If someone is testing a mic and they ask how it sounds you would say "it's penguin". Ex. If someone asked how you are you'd say "I'm penguin".

by Da_Penguin August 18, 2014

Penguin

a cool bird who can slide on snow and ice like nothing, will kill you on sight.

Penguins have took over the world.

by UkieHacker March 10, 2021

wasted penguin

A young person who can burn the elite.

that college kid burned all of washiongton d.c elite, he must be a wasted penguin.

by boyhitstruck September 25, 2017

penguin sledding

When a random Person at Instagram, ask for Penguin Sledding .

Dude, that girl wanted penguin sledding with me, I said no...

by Fitzsimmons Master November 18, 2016

Penguin

An evil bird...

My cousin was killed by a "Penguin".

by Capt_Kelso May 28, 2014

Penguin

BUSINESS GOOSE
Cold Christian Chicken Priest
Can Be A Chonker
Likes To Show Breasts by running at people with them in front of it.

ME: I would give a blowjob to a penguin
Everyone else: Yes

by DrinkBleachIfYouAreSad February 11, 2020