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Charles: You feel bad bro?
Me: Yeah
Charles: Play with your penis then. It makes you feel good.
Me: OK! Can you teach me?
Charles: Nah bro. It's something you do by yourself on a mattress!
Me: Yeah
Charles: Play with your penis then. It makes you feel good.
Me: OK! Can you teach me?
Charles: Nah bro. It's something you do by yourself on a mattress!
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take one man and wash his penis and balls thoroughly and then make a batter and dip his penis in it until it is completely covered and then put into a deep fryer and deep fry it for about 3 minuets and then eat it right off hes body while he watches
take one man and wash his penis and balls thoroughly and then make a batter and dip his penis in it until it is completely covered and then put into a deep fryer and deep fry it for about 3 minuets and then eat it right off hes body while he watches
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