Poo water

Recycled water, i.e. water from the toilet that is treated to be fit for human consumption.

I don't like to drink poo water.

by Ahluul September 5, 2006

poo-mergency

poo·mer·gen·cy

n. pl. poo·mer·gen·cies

* A serious situation or occurrence that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate bathroom action.
* A condition of urgent need for bathroom action or assistance
* In plain english, when you have to drop the deuce so bad that you have to stop what you are doing to find the nearest bathroom…immediately

While shopping in Barcelona, Vanessa experienced such a severe poo-mergency that she dropped the shirt she was about to buy and immediately ran out of the store and down the street clenching her cheeks(with her hands) without leaving time to explain to anyone where she was going.

by lindsey greer September 25, 2006

Poo Manchu

A fecal moustache, applied with the penis or finger following anal coitus, resembling the Fu Manchu moustache of Sino-origin

Dude, I gave that bitch a poo manchu last night.

by Harold P. Whitcomb June 22, 2008

Poo Closet

A so-called 1/2bath that contains nothing more than a toilet and a sink so close together that they could be used at the same time and a single bulb light so you can tell which is which. As if it matters.

Hey, Garcon!
I gotta lay some cable.
You got a poo closet in this fuckatorium?

by 1troglodite April 6, 2009

Poo Crisp

A peice of poo that is delightfully crispy.

"Hey Tom!, come look at this poo crisp that's stuck in my ass hair!", "Woah Brian, that sure is crispy!"

by Ricky Denim December 21, 2008

Poo Slinger

Term used to call homosexual males, those who tap da ass n sling poo. They often also are easy to spot in public...never shake hands w a known poo slinger...for obvious reasons.

Most male dancers are Poo Slingers.

by RainmanRob May 11, 2010

Poo Horn

The erection received from additional pressure from squeezing excretion

After I clean my ass Im always left with a Poo Horn

by 6dia6hal6 July 1, 2011