Palringo Syndrome

A tragic disorder characterized by addiction to the instant messenger Palringo. Symptoms include weight gain, carpal tunnel syndrome, sore thumbs (if messenger is accessed by phone), loss of circulation in legs (from sitting on them all day), desocialization, loss of interest in everything, and sleep deprivation.

It is a very serious syndrome and should be treated by shutting off Wifi. Withdrawal symptoms may include boredom and excercise.

Billy has developed Palringo Syndrome. We never see him anymore.

by Skysentinels January 12, 2013

Mrs palmer and her 5 daughters

palmer is palm on hand and 5 daughters are fingers. wank off

i was with mrs palmer and her 5 daughters last night

by haha darrennnnnn October 18, 2008

fake pally

1.Exhibiting counterfeit friendly tendencies .
2.Pretending to be more of a friend and not meaning it.
3.A response to something incredulous or stupid.

Welhamite 1: "Mr. Lahiri just got fired!"
Welhamite 2: "What? Fake pally!?"

Welhamite 1: "Tu kitna super awesome hai yar!"
Welhamite 2: "Zyada fake pally mat ban! Chutiya kahin ka..."

by Welhamite 3 August 22, 2011

Mr. Palarz

The highly esteemed WikiWizard, he defends this position by using his forehead, which blinds with the glare of a thousand burning suns. His normal classroom activities include wikisurfing, traveling around Google Earth, and losing focus with tangents or digressions. He accosts students showing any signs of nodding off. He spends his free time coaching basketball and buffing his head.

Mr. Palarz: Are you alive this morning?

Student A: Yes, I'm just shielding my eyes from your glare.

Mr. Palarz: Is that a cell phone?

Student B: It's a pen...

by milliardfillmore12 December 12, 2009

palumbo

italian for bad ass, also could be use to say something is the shit

He is so palumbo!
GOD, that is so PALUMBO.

by Sunshine McBright January 16, 2008

Palin

To ignore a question, and instead, to substitute your own non sequitur. This technique was popularized by Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin in her debate with Joe Biden, and then later emphasized by Tina Fey in her parody of this debate.

Man, you totally pulled a Palin when you responded to the landlord's request for rent with a long tirade on the banks.

by Valatan January 19, 2009

palin

comes from Republican vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin meaning completely unprepared and nonsensical.

Q: Yo did you see what that girl was wearing last night at the club?
A: You mean that topless one with footie pajamas? That shit was too Palin for my tastes.

by Charlie Ninja Turtle October 28, 2008