office synth

1. a) Of or relating to simplistic synthesized music (or muzak) listened to whist menial tasks in the office are rotely executed. pre-covid. See 'Office,' but like in one of those legit British Dictionaries
2. Any synthesized music present in the sparse soundtrack of the hit UK/US show "The Office"
3. Any music evocative of feelings felt while watching the Office

1. "Did you hear the Colin Benders' Modular Lockdown series on YouTube? He's way beyond the office synth we're used to."
2. Does the Office even have music? Oh shit! They played a song while Jim & Pam etc. etc. The credits, etc.
3. I feel like Jason Bateman is the Batman of Liberace's Al Pacino. Fuck that, put on some office synth.

by Dabs B. Bronishunn August 15, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025

Office-max Tango

When two or more people repeatedly staple their shirts or genitals together whilst high/drunk and attempt to dance

ex:”Jason,Kyle, and mason all did the office-max tango at mikaylas party last night.”

by scrimmykimpus April 15, 2018

office twat

The one person who among the rest really goes that extra mile to being bossy, and most of all, ALWAYS thinks they’re right and their way is always the best.

Omg Julie you’re such an office twat, no one thinks you’re always right.

by Lollipopxxx October 20, 2017

Officer Tim

The most famous man in KHS. He doesn’t even learn anything here, and everyone loves him. Has a theme song, his face on trading cards, and someone dressed up as him for Halloween. Coolest man ever.

Officer Tim’s a cool cat, bro.

by notabandkid May 11, 2022

French office meeting

Verb: The act of a lady being in the middle stall of a restroom, getting fucked in the mouth via 1 glory hole, and getting fucked in the cooch or ass via another glory hole.

If a man is in that middle position, that's called a Roman Salute.

I'm on my period, so I used the rear end for the french office meeting. Unfortunately, I also ate taco bell, so he got some poop noodle.

by Velvet Condoms January 25, 2025

Shalom officer

Used to greet the jewish officer that is hiding behind a persona of a pretty girl sharing right-wing political outlook on social media.

Pretty girl: Gun control won't do anything
Comment section: Shalom officer

by SkibitiKrzysiu82 June 22, 2024