saturn_'s definitions

porsche

Dr.-Ing. h.c. F. Porsche AG, usually shortened to Porsche AG, is a German automobile manufacturer specializing in high-performance sports cars, SUVs and sedans. Founded on April 25, 1931 in Stuttgart, Germany, it is owned by the Volkswagen Group.

"I bought a new porsche"

"Why"

"Because i'm awesome"

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by saturn_ December 17, 2020

andrew

someone with very long fingers, that steals every bootleg copy of krunker II in the world.

man darn you andrew you stole my copy of krunker II

by saturn_ December 10, 2020

jeri

A person that cares about other people's feelings. Jeri is strong and will always remain successful. She has strong determination and lots of smarts.

"Jeri is my best friend."

"Really? Cool!"

by saturn_ January 6, 2021

andren

A person that entertains everybody and tries to make everyone laugh. Andren is funny and loves to entertain people. When he makes people laugh, he always is successful.

"Yo Andren, what are you doing rolling on the floor??"

"I caught a fly!"

by saturn_ December 17, 2020

lily

its a person that actually cares for other people, including her friends.

"Lily is my best friend"

by saturn_ December 11, 2020

The Office

The Office is an American TV Show first airing on March 24, 2005 and ending on May 16, 2013. Actors for the show include, Steve Carell, John Krasinski, Rainn Wilson, Creed Bratton, Jenna Fischer, and others. Writers for the show include Mindy Kaling, Michael Schur, Greg Daniels, Ricky Gervais, Ryan Koh, Daniel Chun, Lee Eisenberg, and Gene Stupnitsky. The main character is named Michael Scott (Steve Carell) and he is the Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Paper Company. Others working in the Scranton, Pennsylvania branch include, Dwight Schrute (Rainn Wilson), Jim Halpert (John Krasinski), Pam Beesly (Jenna Fischer), Kelly Kapoor (Mindy Kaling), Kevin Malone (Brain Baumgartner), Angela Martin (Angela Kinsey), Creed Bratton as himself, and other workers in the Scranton branch.

"I'm watching The Office!"

"This isn't 2006, though!"

by saturn_ January 13, 2021

teagan

A Teagan is a funny person that likes to be serious at times. When a Teagan is asked a serious question, they answer it.

"Teagan, why are you grounded?"

"I punched a hole in my wall."

by saturn_ January 11, 2021