drunk cow

A drunk cow is a fat woman with enormously huge boobs that once intoxicated wants to jump your bones.

Fat drunk cow: "Hey, come on over and get drunk with me so I can jump your bones!"

by Sister Mary Elephant August 26, 2006

Computer Cow

Somebody who sits on their ass all day on their computer and

watches retarded online shows, youtube sensations, fails, lame music videos, laugh at other peoples failures and writes hate comments on youtube videos, like how cows graze all day and eat grass.

("Did you see two girls one cup?" - "No cause I'm doing something important!")

("What are you doing today" - "Nothing")

("Sky John is really fun"- "NO! hes a Fucking Retard.....")

("Mom can you cook me dinner cause I'm on my computer"- "Such a Fucking computer cow")

by Walter Dixshit October 24, 2011

Cow-eyed

When someone gives you big eyes to make you feel guilty or to convince you to do something

She asked me to make cookies even though I was tired. I did it because she cow-eyed me

by MarianneM April 8, 2016

cow milker

when receiving a blowjob, the girl strokes the guys calves, because they are jacked as fuck. typically requires a girl to be on her knees, and the guy to be standing up. the act resembles milking a cow.

dude, my calves are so jacked that i turned my slampiece into a cow milker the other night

by McChunk Nugget June 11, 2012

Cow Corner

If you play for OPCS it's wherever you want it to be on the pitch

Dave: go to cow corner
Phillip: where's that today
Dave: not a clue...you decide

by Your mum ;-] January 12, 2008

plastic cow

slang term for the small containers of cream or half-n-half that usually accompany a coffee or similar hot drink at a restaurant.

I needed to drain three plastic cows to get the right color for my coffee.

by Elvis March 15, 2004

Cow Plower

When a man is sexualy attracted to a cow and wishes to fuck or plow it in the ass.

example: "bryan stop plowin that cows ass and get over here"


example: "bryan stop being a cow plower,and get you dick out of its ass"

by mr.smarterass April 3, 2009