nobjockey

Rides nobs like a jockey

James Entwisle.

by Dominic Adatia January 13, 2004

nobism

To excel in utter stupidity, moronic behaviour, idiocy, or similar sub-intelligence.

"He did what? That's just pure nobism!"

"The way he drives that car is nobism"

by Mr.T, I pity da fool! October 13, 2004

nobblecopter

The act of which two men (often times gay) smear the ritz cheese sandwich substance over one anothers body.

OMG did you see those 2 nobblecopters

by Trevor is French April 9, 2007

nobulus

Noun/insult.

Someone who is a nob of galactic proportions i.e. nob + nebulus.

Person 1: Has anyone seen my sandwich?
Person 2 : Yeah I ate it.
Person 1: You absolute nobulus!

by Matty M Juice October 10, 2011

noby

Not on the boat yet, referring to Chinese girls you meet online who want to move to North America so they are looking to meet Canadian or American guys. Basically they are pre fob

I was chatting with some hot nobys last night. I need to save up for airfare to China.

by vancityguy May 14, 2015

Nobody Moved

Gayer sassier way of saying nobodys bothered

Fat Girl: Did you i got my 3rd kfc this week and it’s only Thursday

Boy: *silence*

Girl 2: *silence

Boy 2: *silence*

Gayboy: Nobody Moved

by Tbennett July 14, 2022

cock nobbler

Cock nobbler. (adjective), (a cock sucker or wannabe cock sucker, i.e. bad driver must be distracted sucking cock)

San Jose slang for a terrible driver who in traffic insists on honking his horn when he or she knows there are five cars in front of him or her and the light ahead is red, like it will turn faster.

To be one of these jerk drivers one must assume he or she is not actually getting head but just being a bad driver.

This implies the reason his or her horn is 'broken' is he is getting a finger job from his hand while he waits and is hitting the wheel, or in some cases, his carpool assistant is sucking him off.

Why is that idiot in the blue Camry honking when there are ten cars in front of us?
Maybe the cock nobbler has discovered his hand again.

by zickhyt June 18, 2011