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poon muffin

Those pants were too tight,you can see her poon muffin.
by pdub253 December 24, 2008
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Sprinkle Muffins

a term or phrase, commonly used by gingers, to replace a bad or "curse" word.
Tyler: Hey, so yeh, I was texting someone last night and ...
Madison: OH SPRINKLE MUFFINS! I forgot to record the new Ghost Adventures!
Tyler: Can't you just record the whole season? Thats what I did!
Madison: Oh yeh ... I already did that.
by Ms. Baggins January 10, 2010
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fluffless muffin

a fluffless muffin is a sweet juicy shaved pussy, just right for eating with no bristles whatsoever, it can also be jelly donuted or jam donuted depending on your preference.
they also are great for making a Portuguese breakfast in.
paula just shaved her pussy fluffless muffin and now its really juicy and im going to eat it for a while.

then whip up a quick Portuguese breakfast by romantically jack hammering her
by ike randy June 14, 2010
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cookie muffin

-similiar to the term "schnookums" but with a more realistic spin

-A silly, cutesy name used to show affection to people and pets. It is especially overly used with boyfriends and tiny dogs.
What shall I ever do without my cookie muffin?
by sweetpenguins December 12, 2010
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shizz muffin

a milder form of the word shit, used mainly by teenagers.
1: "ugh, I'm so fed up with this shizz muffin!"

2: "I had to stay behind to pick up all the shizz muffin that fell out of my backpack."
by Lainebear December 31, 2011
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Couch Muffin

The really ugly and/or fat girl that hangs out with the very attractive girls. The attractive girls will still say that the unattractive girl is "cute". The couch muffin will go EVERYWHERE with the attractive ones.
"Dude, the chick Charlotte tried to hook me up with is a total couch muffin!"
"Man that sucks! Why does Charlotte have such an unattractive friend, when all the others are amazingly attractive?"
by TheCleanSanchez July 20, 2012
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Awkward Muffin

For when the turtle won't do and you only have one hand to symbolise an awkward moment.

A motion involving the unwrapping and eating of an imaginary muffin.
Some also include a swiwel and another bite if the awkward moment is especially long/awkward.
"Have you guys heard of the awkward muffin?"

"No."

"Better than the turtle, you can swiwel it whilst you eat it."
by lufquote April 30, 2013
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