mom friend

your girlfriend's mom that you can't help but fall in love with

"Hey bro, my mom friend is SOOOOO hot!!!"

by Clayton.e October 4, 2016

mom bird

stylish, phropple way of saying "mom"

****phone rings**** "Hey, it's mom bird"

by Fallabean 'N frends April 6, 2008

mom burn

a halarious burn, usualy made by mothers.

girl: i'm so smart, i can spell better than my friend

friends mom: yeah, well, he can speak french

girl: ouch, that was a total mom burn. i've been taking french lessons twice a week for two years and still can't speak french

by observatori March 31, 2007

Mom Duke

Sex act in which the mother of your friend (or anyone’s mother) defecates on the recipients chest.

“What did you do last night Timmy?”

“I went to Sally’s and she gave me a Mom Duke.”

by Bigboy4206969 July 19, 2021

Mom Nommer

A person, specifically a guy, who has a particular desire to "nom" (aka go down on) a hot mom.

Dude, my girlfriend's mom is so hot I totally want to be a mom nommer!!

by samruns13 April 24, 2010

Mom Break

A much needed break or vacation for all Moms … even us wonderful SuperMoms need a break from the hubby and kids … and work and laundry and grocery-hell and discipline and cleaning and dusting and yelling and dealing with homework and grades and …

All you Moms out there … you KNOW what I’m saying! :)

Amy: Colleen, it is time to grab the tolerance juice & plan our Mom Break!!! We are in desperate need!!!

Colleen: Hell, yeah! Talk about being exhaustipated! Mom Break 2010!

Tony: PLEASE go … you need a cure for your Bitchassness!

by The Brown Girls May 7, 2010

Mom band

Kind of like a rock band, in the most accessible way possible. The bands that moms generally like waaaaay more than their kids do (e.g. Staind, Creed, Nickelback, etc).

Alex: Hey how's it going m8?

Jim: I'm fabulous, how are you?

Alex: Doing pretty well, hey did you check out that band i told you about last week?

Jim: Yeah, they're kind of a mom band imho.

Alex: :(

by Tx_Metalhed September 19, 2012