Misses Crabs?

Fat bitches who come with shelving.

Misses Crabs? Oh wait is that a turkey sandwich eh eh.

by YournameisTwat June 24, 2025

Mississippi Blowdrier

The act of nutting on someone's face and farting on their face until the semen dries.

Johnny performed the Mississippi blowdrier on me last week

by Magikpol July 8, 2025

Mississippi milkshake man

When a man put his semen,boogers,puke and urine in a cup and give it to his partner to drink

Dave just gave me a Mississippi milkshake man is was so tasty

by Lebronsforeskin July 31, 2025

Mississippi Sidecar

When one person has an ostomy and another person has sex into it. Like a Mississippi mudslide. Usually done for drugs or money and not pleasure.

Billy almost perforated my bowel last night when he gave me a Mississippi Sidecar!

by OnlyInTheSouth August 14, 2025

Mississippi rope burn

when you put your phallus between your partners ass and seesaw it untill her or his ass has burn marks

my partner has been annoying. ima give her a Mississippi rope burn

by sammache August 31, 2025

Mississippi Mud Monkey

The Mississippi Mud Monkey is when you take a shit and the feces is clinging to the hairs in and around the anus like a monkeys to tree branches. The Mississippi Mud Monkey derives it’s name after the clay like mud prevalent in much of Mississippi’s soil. The mud can be sticky and difficult to walk, drive through, and wipe away.

Damn, I just gave birth to a Mississippi Mud Monkey and now I need a shower.

Man, this girl is clinging to me like a Mississippi Mud Monkey

by Don’t call me Dad September 19, 2025

Mississippi Boston Cream

A sexual act in which the one participate, the giver, is finishing inside a partner and then pulls out in time to ejaculate on the receivers tummy; THEN (Key part that the giver has to have explosive diarrhea) The giver then violently rolls the receiver onto their tummy, before they compromise their poo package, in which the giver must let loose of their butt juice on the back of the receiver, the finished result should resemble a Boston Cream donut

Yo this bih is into some freaky shit, She wants me to give her a Mississippi Boston Cream

by TummySticksAndBrogurt October 9, 2025