The very intelligent are sometimes preoccupied with weighty matters (as they suppose) insomuch that they forget about more prosaic matters -- such as remembering keys, wallet, phone, appointments, etc.
The teacher showed up in class, on time -- but forgot it was Tuesday, not Wednesday -- and was halfway through the lecture before the absent-minded professor realized he was teaching the wrong subject matter. On the plus side, I understand Einstein's Theory of Relativity a lot better than I did. I hope it shows up on our Physical Science 101 exams...
by 1ightsaber June 7, 2021
Get the absent-minded professormug. by mattyice2828 June 13, 2016
Get the dicked my mindmug. also used and spoken as "Mind your Own Business" used when someone is interfering with your thoughts, actions, choices or point of view/s.
it's used to defend(yourself or someone else)
to mind your own business is to focus on your OWN body, mind, choices, point of views etc.... unless your a parent (then the purpose would be to mind yourself and child or children)
to be used with no explanation neccessary
it's used to defend(yourself or someone else)
to mind your own business is to focus on your OWN body, mind, choices, point of views etc.... unless your a parent (then the purpose would be to mind yourself and child or children)
to be used with no explanation neccessary
(statement: I can not believe you said what you said to your boss the other day)
response "mind your own buisness"
(Q) why did you get that color shirt the orange one looks better
(Response: Mind your Business) with no explanation necessary
response "mind your own buisness"
(Q) why did you get that color shirt the orange one looks better
(Response: Mind your Business) with no explanation necessary
by UnoYoko February 11, 2022
Get the mind your businessmug. A failed attempt by a politician to gain some credit with scifi fans by butchering some phrase from a fictional univeres. A form of Palinpropism
Mr. Obama: <boring political talk/> "We need a jedi mind meld with the republicans 'America shall live long and prosper for this is not the budget you are looking for"
Joe Biden: "Oh no you didn't"
On the other side of the galaxy
Captian Kirk: "I felt a great disturbance in the Force......<pause/>, as if the president said something dumb <pause/> and <pause/> millions of nerd voices suddenly cried out in laughter and suddenly started making new memes. <long pause/> I fear something terrible has happened."
Joe Biden: "Oh no you didn't"
On the other side of the galaxy
Captian Kirk: "I felt a great disturbance in the Force......<pause/>, as if the president said something dumb <pause/> and <pause/> millions of nerd voices suddenly cried out in laughter and suddenly started making new memes. <long pause/> I fear something terrible has happened."
by Darth Spock March 8, 2013
Get the Jedi Mind Meldmug. A skill used by people from other countries to trick a person into doing something ridiculous. Achieved by telling the person that in their country the said action is either a sign of respect, or that not doing it is viewed as insulting. Similar to the Jedi Mind Trick.
American: "I don't want to shove this hot poker up my ass and then chop my dick off!"
Person from other country: "You have to! It's very disrespectful in our culture if you don't do so upon first meeting."
American: "I don't know, man. Sounds like a cultural mind trick..."
Person from other country: "You have to! It's very disrespectful in our culture if you don't do so upon first meeting."
American: "I don't know, man. Sounds like a cultural mind trick..."
by Reese Gordon July 31, 2011
Get the Cultural Mind Trickmug. A palpable regret felt after making a decision while in a densely emotional and confusing mental state, like being lost in a forest.
When his team left San Diego, the diehard and emotional fan Johnny left his team. Johnny is in a forrest state-of-mind wishing he had remained true to his original convictions.
by Adamir Putin December 14, 2018
Get the A Forrest State-of-Mindmug. 1. in Star Wars movies it's a utilization of the Force that Jedis use to persuade others to do their will.
2. simply, it refers to when someone who thinks he/she is an authority on something tries to convert or convince someone to believe something ridiculous or do something stupid by double talk, gab, outright lying, deception, utilization of ignorance or just plain bullshit.
2. simply, it refers to when someone who thinks he/she is an authority on something tries to convert or convince someone to believe something ridiculous or do something stupid by double talk, gab, outright lying, deception, utilization of ignorance or just plain bullshit.
1. Jabba the Hutt in Return of the Jedi told Luke Skywalker that his Jedi mind trick would not work on him since Hutts are immune to such thought patterns.
2. that TV evangelist is trying to brainwash people into giving him money. I ain't falling for his Jedi mind trick.
2. that TV evangelist is trying to brainwash people into giving him money. I ain't falling for his Jedi mind trick.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 6, 2007
Get the Jedi mind trickmug.