Skip to main content

cheese machine

1) A machine that, when filled with different types of cheese, transports said cheese into one's pocket, the perfect place for all of your cheese.

2) A form of currency used to buy cheese machines, approximately 3 cheese machines can be exchanged for one cheese machine. It should be noted that this is no different than the first definition except in this instance the machine is being used as currency instead of a high tech dairy teleporter.
1) "Where you cheeses goin' today? We're going to cheeseland...everybody gonna go to cheeseland...eh uh...CHEESE MACHINE!"

2) "How much do you think this wonderful machine costs?"
"Oh I'd say about 6 or 7,000 dollars."
"That's where you're wrong my friend, you can get this cheese machine with three easy payments of the cheese machine."

"See, now I would have thought you'd have paid with money."
"Nope, you pay with cheese machines. Soon everything in the world will be bought with cheese machines...because of the economy and stuff."
by Jeralide December 4, 2009
mugGet the cheese machine mug.

deus ex machina

Latin phrase meaning "providential intervention." Literally translated as "god from machine."
A deus ex machina servabar.
by britishguy April 18, 2004
mugGet the deus ex machina mug.

Davison Michigan

A rather nice small modern town located in Davison Township.

With a minimum crime rate Davison Michigan is pretty safe, and nice place to live.

Home Of The Davison Cardinals.
Cody: What's up with all these Drug Dealing Emo's?
Franky: yeah, That's Davison Michigan for ya.
Cody: If they were to go to rehab or vanish, Davison Michigan would be rather nice.
Franky: Just wait till you hear this band called Chiodos.
Cody: Who are they?
Franky: A crappy band from Davison Michigan.
Cody: I see
Franky: That will give you something to complain about.
by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010
mugGet the Davison Michigan mug.

Machine Gun Funk

AK-47 or any other related strains of marijuana.
Puff Daddy: "Yo Biggie, did you get that AK-47?"

Notorious B.I.G.: "Yeah Diddy, I got that Machine Gun Funk, nigga."
by HeteroSkolnikian February 19, 2012
mugGet the Machine Gun Funk mug.

blood machine

A violent sounding term for the word "heart."
My blood machine must have been pumping at about 125 bpm after the marathon!
by FMchubs May 18, 2005
mugGet the blood machine mug.

fireplace answering machine bullshit

n.- anything that sucks or is completely pointless.
I'm sick of all the fireplace answering machine bullshit paypal puts you through to create an account.
by Grams of Justin April 5, 2005
mugGet the fireplace answering machine bullshit mug.

frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake

Noun.
A made up beverage from starbucks, typically used sarcastically to poke fun at the actual ridiculous drinks people order that are too confusing for normal people (dunkin donut drinkers) to remember and/or say.
Bob: "Hey Tim, I'm doing a starbucks run! Want anything?"

Tim: "Uh, what are you getting?"

Bob: "A Venti Non-fat Peppermint Chai Mocha Latte, skin milk, no cream light on the foam with an extra shot of expresso. And you?"

Tim: "UH....hit me up with a... frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake, I guess?"

Bob: "You dissapoint me."
by clynnroff December 1, 2009
mugGet the frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email