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maxime vezina

maxime vezina are very cool person, they also have the biggest penis on the earth. they make all the female laught and have a W rizz. they are not omega like everyone think... they are big alpha.
person 1; hey why do you don't want to die?
person 2: oh its because i never met a maxime vezina before so i wait.
by captain feet December 8, 2022
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maximum purchase

To have the most inquenchable grip on reality and the spliff in hand.
Louie mouth had maximum purchase on bong rip
by Boarhunt Bashers January 15, 2023
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Maximum Sus

The highest level of suspect activity an individual can possess at any given moment. For all the reasons or no reason at all.
Something is off with Jonathan Coose, dude is maximum sus.
by Aintthe1 January 26, 2023
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Maximus

A 6’2 weirdo who plays video games and listens to 80’s music. He is very stubborn, smart, funny, and overall the best person yoh will ever meet.
Maximus Wayne Taylor-gardenhire
by Soup5351 January 26, 2023
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Maximus

Max is the most funniest kindest guy ive ever met we have been friends for 3 years now and i am so lucky to have a friend like him. Even if he works at a maid cafe ill always love him no homo
Maximus is gayus
by Adriana.lopez<3 February 18, 2023
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maximum-boobs hug

What you attain by slipping yer arms underneath a chesty chick's armpits and then drawing her ample upper-body pillowz snugly up against yer own chest; this gives you total and completely-unrestricted access to said delightful warm plump pliable mammaries, and so you can really snuggle up to said bountiful treasures and super-savor her softness and her soothing heartbeat.
Giving a maximum-boobs hug to a cute sweet-faced chick who's "well-endowed upstairs" is indeed one of a nice guy's favorite and most pleasurable activities; just remember to be extra gentle and careful wif her oversize baby-feeders when canoodling wif her in this "totally submissive and vulnerable" way, since she will no longer have her own arms positioned in front of her to protectively nudge you backwards if you started accidentally pinching or squishing her tender delicate buxomness wif yer own chest or arms.
by QuacksO February 22, 2023
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Maximillion

A person of tremendous wealth who speaks very seriously in discussions and eats mussels on a regular basis. Typically lives in a luxurious area and is in possesion of many cabins. He stands out as a father figure in group settings.
ahh man, this maximillion just paid 10000$ wtf, scrumdaddy
by Shag and jojo February 26, 2023
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