luke•on•my•mind (v): the act of having a certain 6'4" Aussie who thinks he's a penguin on your mind for hours at a time
Friend 1- Hey how are you today?
Friend 2- Not doing too well, i've got a serious case of 'luke on my mind'
Friend 1- Huh?
Friend 2- Luke Hemmings. Yeah he's been on my mind all day and the feels are just wow nope
Friend 2- Not doing too well, i've got a serious case of 'luke on my mind'
Friend 1- Huh?
Friend 2- Luke Hemmings. Yeah he's been on my mind all day and the feels are just wow nope
by ellellek7 September 6, 2014
Get the Luke on my mind mug.The process of destroying individuality in the name of a single encompassing human consciousness. Commonly believed to lead to the end of all conflict, famine, genocide, and artistic expression.
"Within the next 10 years, humans will have evolved into the sustainable human hive mind species which will no longer possess self-destructive tendencies. It will however no longer see a use for artistic expression and beauty will lose all meaning."
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When a middle aged mom of three gets a wicked bad headache and needs some "me time" so she can get her body/mind/soul straightened out so she can get back to Zumba-ing.
Lisa went to the ER and after a battery of tests was unfortunately diagnosis with severe case of a contraction of the mind. The doctor prescribed her 2 Tylenol and ensured she'd be getting her groove back before she knew it...
by Dr . Rob Parkway Party March 19, 2023
Get the Contraction of the mind mug.A phrase used when someone offers you useless or moronic advice, which will be immediately disregarded but you do not want to offend them, sparing their weak minds.
Them: Hey maybe you should join the Army. You know that its a great way to see the world. You will become more of an individual and nowadays they can place you in jobs that won't involve you having your limbs blown off or your face looking like Freddy Krueger's.
You: Ya, sure. I'm gonna keep that in mind.
You: Ya, sure. I'm gonna keep that in mind.
by Ragingdrunk January 10, 2010
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2) Description relevant to the most common state of teenagers when they leave school
2) Description relevant to the most common state of teenagers when they leave school
Since Crissy left school, all she's done is sit around with her thumb up her bum and her mind in neutral
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Girlfriend: I don't mind if you go out with your friends
You: okay Thankyou
Girlfriend kills your family and skins your dog alive
You: okay Thankyou
Girlfriend kills your family and skins your dog alive
by Swagking1010 June 11, 2016
Get the i don't mind mug.Upon talking to somebody about an uncomfortable topic, they deftly and without notice change the topic. You don't realize this has occurred for minutes, or even days.
Person 1: Could you give the answers to this homework assignment?
Person 2: OMG! Did you hear about the new Harry Potter movie? Who do you think is the sexiest?
Person 1: Oh, definitely Ron! The way he... {blah, blah, blah}
Hours later...
Person 1: What a minute! I never got my homework done!! I've been jedi mind fucked!!
Person 2: OMG! Did you hear about the new Harry Potter movie? Who do you think is the sexiest?
Person 1: Oh, definitely Ron! The way he... {blah, blah, blah}
Hours later...
Person 1: What a minute! I never got my homework done!! I've been jedi mind fucked!!
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