masterba!ter

A guy who baits his team-mates in counter-strike and counter-strike source, also any other fucking fps game.

Ha! I'm a smart masterba!ter, im not gonna run in there and die like the fuckers on my team that i baited.

by aldin September 27, 2007

Masterbation Station

An area - usually your room - where you go to watch porn or just to beat your meat over someone

Rob spends all his time in his masterbation station watchin' animal porn

by Sir Marc Wilcox February 16, 2009

Masterbathe

The act of masturbating in the shower or bath.

"Dude i was in a dry spell for a while and had blue-balls, so i took a shower and masterbathed"

by memofukka June 5, 2010

masterbacrastinating

1.) the act of putting off work/giving into distractions instead of accomplishing impending tasks coupled with the dire need for genital stimulation.

2.) wasting time by masterbating continuously throughout a stressful night for "tension relief" or "increased motivation" or "because an orgasm will make me refreshed and therefore help me finish this paper... right?" Wrong.

3.) as excuse for nymphomaniacs with ADD. Me.

Jamie Gabrielle Woods kept messaging me while I was checking facebook instead of writing my 8 page paper.... hence my immediate masterbacrastinating after drooling over her smokin hott pics.

by Rayquisha November 28, 2007

fackin' like a master

It has many meanings. It can mean hello, cool, or excited.

This phrase was developed by a man who needed something funny for his web comic.

Oh, Dave! Fackin' like a master.
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It would be fackin' like a master to play the gamecube.
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We're about to see Michael Jackson! I'm fackin' like a master at this moment.

by Patrick May September 3, 2004

malternative

Alchoholic cocktail with a sweet flavor marketed to those who dislike the taste of beer or hard liquor. Commonly referred to as "Chick Drinks", examples include Smirnoff Ice, Mike's Hard Lemonade, and Zima.

Smirnoff Ice is a malternative

by Chris January 19, 2005

Master Chief

John, or Master Chief Petty Officer 3rd Class. (Spartan-117) is the main protagonist of the popular video game, Halo. he has many augmentations including, hight damage reduction, sight, and speed.

the master chief is one of the best video game characters of all time

by Chris000 July 17, 2006