masturbation material

A woman or man so hot, you want to masturbate!

"Let me tell you something about Sarah Palin, man, she's good masturbation material. The glasses and all of that, great masturbation material" (said comedian Tracy Morgan, January 27, 2011, during "Inside the NBA" on TNT before the Heat-Knicks game).

by masturbationmaterial.com February 20, 2011

Material Girl

A girl who want Chanel 9 boots
And all these n-words steady jockin'
'Cause they know she's the truth

Material girl purr! Slay queen! 👑

by itgirlenergy February 16, 2022

platonic life mates

Super close platonic friends
who love each other like brother and sister
have alot in common and do everything together
(The guy-girl eqivalnt to hetero life mates)

Shaine and David are always together yet not dating there platonic life mates sorta liek Jay and Silent Bob

by tha infamous nobody December 9, 2008

Maternitized

The negative effect of Maternity on a previously hot chick. A combination of the words "Maternity" & "Traumatized". Syptoms include abnormally large butt, muffintops, and saggy breasts.

Ted: "Hey I hooked up with Karen last night!"
Vince: "So what? She's been maternitized"

by t0pl355 April 28, 2010

serial killer material

A phrase to describe someone with a single awkward mannerism in an otherwise perfect social demeanor.

Steve: You know, Bill is a really nice dude. I can't find one single flaw in the guy's attitude.

Martin: Yeah, but when he held the door for me this morning, he gave me that weird grin of his.

Steve: Oh yeah, he's totally serial killer material.

by TBrownz October 9, 2008

pizda materina

mothers vagina- yugoslavian swear word

Plaèaj mi 10 èukov! (pay me!)
Idi u pizdo materino! (go to the mothers vagina)

by Mitja Rek July 15, 2003

Mateo

Polynesian name for Matthew. Used as a comment for something amazing, great you've just seen.

Mateo=unbelievable

Mateo!!! this chick has the most massive tits I've ever seen in my life !

by Francesco June 13, 2005