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ladder of dicks

To achieve career ambition, one often has to climb the corporate ladder, or the'ladder of dicks', wanking off every rung as you climb, tasting the pearls of success.
The phrase derives from the french 'La L'addere au phallu' and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by wanking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.
Andreas: oh man today was so full on
Phil: how so?
Andreas: I had to submit all the shit today and buy the boss a beer

Phil: ahh I see, so your climbing the ladder of dicks I see, soon you'll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.
by 3Dolphins February 23, 2018
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Ladder Me

When a guys wants the girl to climb her dick
Hey girl I’m hard and ready! Ladder Me Bitch!!
by Dirty-Harry February 25, 2018
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Ladiess

Ladies is a word that you use when you are trying to grab someone's attention,agree with them or whenever you it, it usually means that something juicy is about to follow.
Ladies Ladiess! Guess what Ladiess? 😂. Okay Ladiess.
by snakeycon. July 15, 2018
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ladder sex

When one partner is much taller than the other. The shorter uses an actual ladder to perform perfect cunnilingus or fellatio.
"You too short, you cant suck this dick even standing! Time for ladder sex fellow cellmate."
by 420CakeDay July 29, 2018
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Ladnerian

The demonym of someone from Ladner, BC. They love to eat Nanaimo Bars and they love to sail on boats.
Ladnerian: I'm hungry, I want a Nanaimo Bar
Dude next to him: (subconsciously) The Ladnerian next to me wants another Nanaimo bar!
by Cultuser November 14, 2018
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ladder hoe

A chic that fucks or sucks or provides sexual favors for a higher position or status in the workplace.
She ain't nothin but a ladder hoe within her work community.
by rebelbug March 16, 2019
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ladenbeast87266

he is an indian male... he has an instagram. Lover of New Orleans Saints
Damn, I'm versing LadenBeast87266
by LadenBeast97266 June 3, 2019
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