L: if i told you who my valentine is, please dont tell her that i am her secret valentine for the school event, it wont be fun.
C: okay, i swear i wont.
L: so... my valentine is this sexy girl younger than me called Maria... and coincidentally i've liked her for so long!
C: haha really? that's cool!
-2 days later-
C: hey maria!
M: heyyyy sup?
C: i am telling you a secret okay... dont tell anyone.
M: sure... *smiles*
C: so... two days ago leon was telling me about you...
M: oh? what about me?
C: he told me that he thinks you are sexy. he also said he has liked you for so long!
M:...
C: what?
M: nothing. i got to run for class. bye.
-1 day later-
M: so... chris told me that you think i'm sexy and you've liked me for a long time?
L: WHAT?
M: chris...-
L: YES I KNOW! BUT HE TOLD YOU?!
M: er... yeah? what?
L: THAT LIGHT MOUTH!
C: okay, i swear i wont.
L: so... my valentine is this sexy girl younger than me called Maria... and coincidentally i've liked her for so long!
C: haha really? that's cool!
-2 days later-
C: hey maria!
M: heyyyy sup?
C: i am telling you a secret okay... dont tell anyone.
M: sure... *smiles*
C: so... two days ago leon was telling me about you...
M: oh? what about me?
C: he told me that he thinks you are sexy. he also said he has liked you for so long!
M:...
C: what?
M: nothing. i got to run for class. bye.
-1 day later-
M: so... chris told me that you think i'm sexy and you've liked me for a long time?
L: WHAT?
M: chris...-
L: YES I KNOW! BUT HE TOLD YOU?!
M: er... yeah? what?
L: THAT LIGHT MOUTH!
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the act of failing to pass the lighter with the pipe or bong after taking a hit, causing the rest of the participants in the rotation to wait for their hit.
Brett has a tendency to pocket everyone's lighters, so make sure you stay on top of him so there isn't any Lighter Lag.
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Eric: You got a light man? some fucker walked off with my last bic last night
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Call the cell if anyone wants to light a match tonight.
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I was in battle with my friend he had a blue light saber and I had a red one he chopped off my arms and I looked like I had a erect penis from my light saber the light saber penis was very difficult to control between my legs
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