Judd

To achieve "Skeetment" or ejcaluation on a sleeping individuals face.

or Dduj; to be asleep and dream of to achieve "skeetment" or ejaculate on an individuals face.

Dude, my wife wouldn't give it up last night so I judded on her face when she fell asleep.

by meowzas November 2, 2009

judgeware

When a piece of software or hardware becomes locked, inaccessible, or destroyed due to no fault of your own.

Based on the case of Rocky Mountain Bank vs. Google, and the decision made by the presiding judge.

Friend: "Dude, what happened to your Gmail? I couldn't send you today's lecture notes."

Me: "Some idiot sent me something they weren't suppose to, and it's judgeware now."

by retpro-> September 30, 2009

judgestastic

Being judgemental on such a high level, that calling it judgemental just doesn't cut it, but with a positive spin

He's just so judgemental, he's judgestastic!

by CtrlAltZero November 14, 2009

Judgementationalism

Developing an opinion about someone based on their actions.

Just because I like Savage Garden doesn't give you the right to judge me. That is judgementationalism!

by P-Diddy-Dog November 27, 2010

Judy West

Coolest, most awesome person

BEST PASTOR EVER.

Is very nice and kind woman

Wow, she just picked up that can for that man!

Her name must be judy west

by coolcouscous January 1, 2012

Judas slice

The end pieces on a loaf of bread. These slices are the most despised of all bread slices as everyone reaches around them to get to a normal piece. Having a Judas slice served to you feels like betrayal because you know the person giving it to you just wants to finish off the loaf so they can open a new one. Name is derived from John 13:26 where Jesus indicated which disciple was to betray him at the Last Supper by dipping bread into a dish and giving it to Judas Iscariot. The bread - if taken from a whole loaf - would have been one of the ends, thus making it the Judas slice.

"Hey bro, want a sammich? Just got two slices left!"

"Yeah, the Judas slices. No thanks!"

"I'll just throw it out then."

by Werd_Smythe September 18, 2014

Judy small

Judy small: is a name duh and she is one of the smolest of smols only under peepo Youtube.com/knittinggiantbeanies

Judy small: is a name duh
You see Judy's new video. She is smol and adorable

by Freddy o the rtf trash September 21, 2016