Give it to Jesus

When things in life get out of control, you have to decide what stresses are not worth worrying about.

Dude that's too bad your 401k just tanked on the stock market. But there's nothing you do about it so Give it to Jesus.

by PPink February 20, 2009

jesus saves!

Something written in the shitter of a bar, to which you find the reply. "Don't write on my bathroom walls and I won't shit in your church"

jesus saves!, wrong, politically uncorrect,jesus, save, saves, wha'd he say?

by LayItonYou March 24, 2007

Holy Jesus

Tyrone equivalent of jaysus

Holy Jesus, referee.

by Desigol October 8, 2006

epic jesus

A being of ultimate awsomeness and Epicossity.

praise be to Epic Jesus

by Epic Jesus November 2, 2007

Jesus

What you say when you see something awesome or unbelievable, or when something really bad or stupid happens to you. Also the name of your landscaper or gardener if you pronounce the "J" as an "H."

"Jesus that girl's tits are huge!"

"Jesus, that dumb bitch just about wrecked!"
"Jesus, please trim the hedges when you are done edging the flower bed."

by fhkq October 6, 2018

Jesus Tree

Cross that can be used for crucifixions.

I'll put you on a Jesus Tree.

by PetePimp July 24, 2006

Jesus Nikes

Another term for sandals.

Hey man, its so nice out I think I'm going to wear my Jesus Nikes.

by Bapeeee April 15, 2009