Self-satisfaction

Noun
Often refers to the act of pleasuring oneself in a sexual manner a.k.a wanking. Also applies to putting thumbs up the anal canal.

Fred had an evening planned of pizza, video games and violent self-satisfaction in front of the mirror.

by Lennythebear February 12, 2016

self reporter

An imposter in Among Us who deliberately self reports in order to fein innocence.

Self reporters often have no other witnesses to the murder.

by MaybeARealWord February 14, 2022

Self discovery

Deciding you want to be gay and having anal for the first time

When Bob had nook with Jim he was on a path of self discovery

by orange man gang February 14, 2021

self-disgesting

When you have sent a friend out to buy food and they take their time, leaving you waiting, starving hungry.

Dude, why is Mike taking so long with the take-aways? I'm self-disgesting!

by Yogs March 27, 2007

self docking

inserting implements (of your/or someone else choice into your manhole/japseye/ureathera. Ace.

I was self docking last sunday with a bic. it was swell.

by samryanjames June 29, 2006

self-interest

An interest decided purely on one's own decision.

I use self-interest, for example I don't want to get out of bed, it's not my interest (self-interest in action).

by badmouth June 04, 2016

Self defeater

A girl who thinks they are little miss popular, even though they are ugly/bitchy/obese. They will reject any boy, even a friend, and by the time they guess the truth it will be too late.

Boy: Hey, Surla! We have been friends for a while now, and your pretty cool, so will you go out with me?

Self defeater: (While shoving big mac down her obese throat) Me? Go out with you? In your (MUNCH MUNCH) Dreams! C'mon girls, (talking to imaginary friend) Lets get away from doctor faggot here!

by oddcreator97 November 03, 2010