instapation

when someone walks into a public bathroom while u taking a shit and u immediately block up out of fear

Brad: Did you manage to go?
Janet: No I couldn’t, some lady was in there and I couldn’t go, I was like right in the middle too
Brad: ah, instapation, eh?

by buttholemggee June 20, 2016

instant sadification

The feeling one gets after binge watching a season or more of a television show on Netflix then watching the new season live and realizing one has to wait a week to find out what happens.

I watched the first episode of the new season of Turn last night and got instant sadification when it was over.

by freshhaggis May 28, 2016

Instagramagician

The ability to perform magic with your instagram posts to appear more glamorous, attractive, important, and/or overall more exceptional than in reality.

She is an instagramagician. She looks like a model on instagram but a mechanic in real life.

by Mynicefupa June 17, 2016

instrude

Verb. To fake an illness to get out of sexual congress with someone with which you have previously had a disappointing sexual encounter with.

Guy 1 - Yo this girl I been banging said she wouldn't hook up with me again coz she had the flu!
Guy 2 - Bro, bitches always instrude

by ThisChatIsWhak June 26, 2016

Instagram

Social media app developed by Burbn, inc. In 2010. Famous for its photo based posts.

Guy #1 :Yo, can you give me a shout out on instagram?
Guy #2 :Sure bro. (posts) "Follow my boy @loudenakin , you won't regret it!"

by OGdogbone July 7, 2016

Instasteal

Stealing someone's Instagram picture and posting it as your own without the owner's permission.

I hate why my sorority sisters Instasteal my pictures.

by Pmdono July 24, 2016

instamagic

When a photo is dramatically improved by Instagram alterations or photoshopping.

Damn did you see that pic of Heather on FB? She got fine after high school.

Man I saw her at the bar last weekend. She's still beat. That's Instamagic

by mattsells3 March 9, 2017