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instrude

Verb. To fake an illness to get out of sexual congress with someone with which you have previously had a disappointing sexual encounter with.

Guy 1 - Yo this girl I been banging said she wouldn't hook up with me again coz she had the flu!
Guy 2 - Bro, bitches always instrude

by ThisChatIsWhak June 26, 2016