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Holy Turd Shit! 

An exclamation one would make when experiencing something life threatening and survive.
*blindfolded person throws three knives and missed kid*

Kid: Holy Turd Shit!!!!

Holy Crap - Handles 

The Handles that are sometimes on the inside roof of a car. Normally found toward the front. You'll grab these handles and say 'Holy Crap!' Or something similar upon a sudden shock in a car, such as hard braking, or sudden turns.
Bob: "Yo check out my Wheels!"
Car spins out
Rob: "HOLY CRAP" *Grabs Holy Crap - Handles*

Holy Benjamins

1 - an exclamation

2 - Money saved or not saved for Christmas presents.
Guy 1 - HOLY FUCKING BENJAMINS!!!

Guy 2 - What's up dog? You aight?

Guy 1 - Aww shit G, my holy benjamins is gonna be weak as shit this year.

Guy 2 - So what you gonna do?

Guy 1 - Sheeeeet, I don't know. Maybe I could hit up the collections plate at church.

Guy 2 - (suspicious look),............. (smile) In God we trust nigga
Holy Benjamins by IRON SAVAGE December 5, 2011

Holy Ronald Reagan 

1. Expression of excitement.

2. Thinking that Ronald is one of the sexiest presidents.

3. Thinking someone loks like Ronald Reagan.
Molly exclaims, "Holy Ronald Reagan." when she sees the president on CNN.

"He looks like Holy Ronald Reagan!" Raven admired.

holy shit nipples 

1. large sized nipples usually found on breasts, which are worthy of an reclamation mark.

2. a expressive way of expressing amazement, excitement, or amusement.
*a women bearing such nipples flashed a person* "holy shit nipples!"

"holy shit nipples, I just got into college!"

HOLY CUNNTINGNESS 

a woman who is so seasoned at being a cunt, at the right moment, time, situation, etc. Men can't help but bow to the royal disposition of a woman well defined in the presence of swinging dick.. " The Queen Of Cunts" ... referred to as her " HOLY CUNNTINGNESS"
HER HOLY CUNNTINGNESS has all the respect of all the swinging dicks who have the balls to approach her; inevitably dowing down to her HOLY CUNNTINGNESS...