WinCo Hippie

The worst,smelling of patchouli and butthole.
Will be quick to offer you their favorite bulk nut. And pressure into a cruelty free product which you have no interest either way. Wearing leather sandals and reading glasses to adjust for dramatic effect. "Did you know"

I went to get some mangoes today and this WinCo hippie would not stop telling me about cashews and how there's a crisis

by Thawincohippie March 17, 2022

A hippie with titties

A stunning woman that’s well aware of the charitable humanitarian efforts that are needed to keep the world go round’ she like art, fine dining and the cute holes in the wall, she definitely goes to the local market every Sunday! She’s got big beautiful enhancement’s breasts but she donates her time to writing poetry about love and socialite issues!

Omg Britnie Monèt is such a hippie with titties!

Well, she is from Northern California!

by Britnie Monèt May 26, 2022

A hippie with titties

A down to earth chick with beautiful enhancements, the type of chick that’s not volunteering for pr but because she wants to see some change in the world.

Gosh, you know that Britnie Monèt, she’s such a hippie with titties.

by Britnie Monèt May 29, 2022

Nairless Hipples

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, hairy nips, nairy dips, dairy hips, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.

Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Nairless Hipples:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023

No Hippie

A word used to show that whatever you did no matter how hippie, isn't hippie as long as you say no hippie.

I only drink my homemade booch, no hippie.

by Musubi Lover March 7, 2023

Dry hippie

Someone who dresses like a hippie or stoner but does not smoke weed.

Look at that dry hippie they don’t even smell like weed.

by Madcizow February 4, 2024

Narciss-hippie

An individual who has excessively repackaged every spiritual and humanitarian ideology and turned it into their entire personality as an excuse to be intriguing to strangers while fleeing responsibilities. They can often found floating through music festivals on Molly with no idea where their children are.

Jennifer is a narciss-hippie so she won't won't be eating non-organic tomatoes but would prefer to snort synthetic drugs and rip hand rolled cigarettes for 72 consecutive hours.

by Mr. Jorgensen December 3, 2023