eat grapes

1: to flunk out
2: to become too lazy to do something
3: to be cowardly or weak

"I asked Howard if he wanted to drop acid with us tonight but he decided to sit at home and eat grapes instead."

by loprogression January 25, 2008

blazer pussy grazer

When either the driver of a motor vehicle or a passenger in that motor vehicle reaches to the row of seating located directly behind them to participate in sexual activities with another passenger.

Chris: Hey Blake! did you hear Ryan gave Sam the blazer pussy grazer in the back of your car while you were driving yesterday!?

Tyler: I know, Sam is such a whore!

Blake: Wow, no way! what a dirty cunt!

by John-Jacob Gingle-HeimerSchmit November 30, 2009

graver

a goth that is a raver also

kids with glo sticks at a goth club are gravers.

by stereocrumb May 19, 2005

Grape Stranglers

(n) Pants or shorts that are too tight on a man. So much that constriction of the teabag causes two bulging lumps to be visable. See also nut huggers.

"Jenn loves men who wear Grape Stranglers"

by jennwigg October 15, 2008

Grapefruit Lady

A term commonly used to describe elder women who have turned senile, and are often found in the produce section of local grocery stores conversing, lecturing, or scolding various fruits and vegetables. Can also be used to describe people who talk to the air, at the back of peoples heads, or a woman who REALLY likes grapefruit.

"Hey, was that old lady yelling at me or the celery?"
"It was actually the plantaines, She's a Grapefruit lady."

by jimmythewhoo November 1, 2009

grape fizzy

fizzing your man's grapes a.k.a. balls.

Someone is giving CJ a grape fizzy.

by FizzyGrapes March 6, 2011

grape stomping

A common Dutch fetish, but also quite popular in Belgium and northern France, involving the purposeful squeezing of feces, occasionally canine, through ones toes for your partners sexual satisfaction!

I was finally able to go grape stomping at the dog park in Amsterdam!

by B Lumpkin November 13, 2013