sticky goggles

(n.) ejaculating over the cornea and retina of one's (female's) eye. leaves a pink eye type crust

1. "Yo, I gave that bitch one mean pair of sticky goggles..."
"Oh, shit! My Eyes!"

2. "Yo, yo, check it. I gave that one cum dumpster of a bitch one mean pair of sticky goggles!" (Insert load on eyes)
"Oh, shit! My eyes!"

by Pinky's January 3, 2008

fish goggles

Placing your balls on someone else's eye sockets.

Hey Tommy, remember when you slapped the fish goggles on Larry? That was hilarious!!

by Gabe A June 23, 2008

Hate Goggles

The way you see someone through your eyes and usually hate them and find all thier flaws, Usually after a difficult break-up

Girl 1 "I hate the way Tom looks and I hate his hair, and his face."

Girl 2 "Girl you got your hate goggles on"

by Richard 33 January 7, 2009

arabian eye goggles

when you tuck youre dick and balls between your legs and a bitch sucks your dick from behind. This way your nuts hit her in the eyes and your asshole leaves a brown dot on her forhead.

baby get me a beer or your putting the arabian eye goggles on

by russbone February 2, 2005

japanese rain goggles

When a mans balls cover a womans eyes as she gives him oral

Dylan gave Melly Japanese Rain goggles last night

by crazdlady November 25, 2010

facebook goggles

A slang term (similar to 'beer goggles') for a phenomenon in which misleading profile pictures lower sexual inhibitions to the point that very little or no discretion is used when approaching hot chicks on Facebook. The term is often humorously applied when an individual is observed making advances towards, later regretting contact with a partner that is deemed unattractive, unacceptably scandalous, or repulsive after viewing other pictures of the Facebook user.

Dude I saw this babe on facebook and her profile picture was bangin' then I saw her beach pics and realized she was fugly, i was a victim of facebook goggles.

by see jay June 3, 2008

Beer Goggles

Different name for Bar Eye.

Drink far too much and everybody becomes attractive!!

Very common slang in Britain.

He was a real minger last night, She must have been wearing beer goggles!!!

by PurpChar November 20, 2006