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Going to Grandmas

The act of telling your girlfriend that you're going to your grandma's house, but really opting to stay home all night masturbating and playing video games.
"I'm sorry Grace. I can't do anything tonight because I'm going to my grandma's."
by Rabix April 2, 2005
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grandpa pat

when u pat someones ass and use the middle and ring fingers to go between the ass checks in effort to cop a butthole, vagina, or even balls. Often used by dirty old men.
"man, i hate going over to uncle pete's hes always tryin to grandpa pat me!"
by aaron & evan April 4, 2008
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Grandpa's Sock Drawer

A colloquial phrase used to refer to one's stash of condoms.
Sandy: I'm so wet Dan. I am ready. Put it to me right now.
Dan: Yea baby. Bend over for me while I rifle through Grandpa's Sock Drawer and sheath one up.
by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015
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Coastal Grandmother

A coastal grandmother is an affluent woman that likes to spend her retirement years reading on the porch of her Nantucket or Martha's Vineyard home, gardening, collecting sea shells on the shore, and drinking coffee as she watches the sunrise.

Her hair is either blonde or completely white, but it is never too short. She wears stylish, yet comfortable clothes and minimal jewelry. White, cream, beige, baby blue and light pink are her favorite colors. Vineyard Vines, Brooks Brothers and Kate Spade are staples in her wardrobe.

Her home is beautiful, spacious and tastefully decorated. There are always freshly picked hydrangeas in her antique vases and freshly picked lemons from her lemon tree in the kitchen.
I want to be like Diane Keaton when I'm old and live my life like I'm in a Nancy Meyers movie. She's the epitome of a coastal grandmother.
by traitorjoes February 27, 2023
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grandmas brownies

When you are giving you're grandmother anal, often times her prostate gives out and she will shit all over your dick, proceeding her to suck the shit off your dick and calling them grandmas brownies.
by N1gg3rF@gg0t January 5, 2015
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Grandmaster Galaxy

A Satanic torture device that somehow found it's way into Super Mario Galaxy 2
I tried to beat the Grandmaster Galaxy in Super Mario Galaxy 2, but I died another 53 times
by Nintendium-chan August 11, 2014
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grandmat

grandmat
by shsl gae January 15, 2021
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