The act of telling your girlfriend that you're going to your grandma's house, but really opting to stay home all night masturbating and playing video games.
by Rabix April 2, 2005
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Sandy: I'm so wet Dan. I am ready. Put it to me right now.
Dan: Yea baby. Bend over for me while I rifle through Grandpa's Sock Drawer and sheath one up.
Dan: Yea baby. Bend over for me while I rifle through Grandpa's Sock Drawer and sheath one up.
by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015
Get the Grandpa's Sock Drawer mug.A coastal grandmother is an affluent woman that likes to spend her retirement years reading on the porch of her Nantucket or Martha's Vineyard home, gardening, collecting sea shells on the shore, and drinking coffee as she watches the sunrise.
Her hair is either blonde or completely white, but it is never too short. She wears stylish, yet comfortable clothes and minimal jewelry. White, cream, beige, baby blue and light pink are her favorite colors. Vineyard Vines, Brooks Brothers and Kate Spade are staples in her wardrobe.
Her home is beautiful, spacious and tastefully decorated. There are always freshly picked hydrangeas in her antique vases and freshly picked lemons from her lemon tree in the kitchen.
Her hair is either blonde or completely white, but it is never too short. She wears stylish, yet comfortable clothes and minimal jewelry. White, cream, beige, baby blue and light pink are her favorite colors. Vineyard Vines, Brooks Brothers and Kate Spade are staples in her wardrobe.
Her home is beautiful, spacious and tastefully decorated. There are always freshly picked hydrangeas in her antique vases and freshly picked lemons from her lemon tree in the kitchen.
I want to be like Diane Keaton when I'm old and live my life like I'm in a Nancy Meyers movie. She's the epitome of a coastal grandmother.
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