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herpes fuck

When you knowingly have sex with someone who has herpes or some other sexual transmitted disease solely because they are extremely attractive and/or you are extremely sexually aroused.
"I can't believe you are trying to fuck her!" Jared said
"Why?" Thomas asked, "She's really hot!"
"You remember 'hot-balls Dan'? Who do you think gave him the hot balls? He was warned and he herpes fucked her anyway"
"I'll use a condom, because I am going to herpes fuck her too. She is hot and I have me some blue balls," Thomas retorted.
"'hot-balls Dan' used a condom too," Jared responded, "Her scabs tore a hole in it!"
Thomas said, "Well.... YOLO! I am going to eat that... well maybe not eat it.... but I am going to fuck that pussy!"
by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018
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Fuxedo

An expensive suit of clothes that a guy wears to attract women in the hopes of getting fucked!
Chad showed up to Keirsten's house in his fuxedo and she melted into his arms!
by SlopNChop May 24, 2016
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Viva la pluto fuck you

A phrase used after the declassification of pluto from planet to dwarf planet. A person who uses this phrase strongly believes that pluto should be and is a full planet. Commonly used in the same sentence as the phrase 'ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind' the 'nobody' mainly reffering to pluto
A - "Pluto is not a planet, i can prove it eith my many scientific stud-"
B- "VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU"
by Yourlocalcorpse March 20, 2020
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Fubbernucked

A word which was created (as far as I know) by Markiplier, as an in-the-moment impovised word as a replacement for fucked but idk why as he swears already. I guess it’s kinda why we watch him.
I’m fubbernucked anyway!”
by Jellyflower April 20, 2018
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Fuck Buddha

A person you can not only bone and compartmentalize without consequence, but also talk to about the cosmos.

Fuck Buddy Sugar Dealer
Jesus is not my boyfriend, neither is he my Fuck Buddha. I suppose he's something akin to a Sugar Dealer or at least he'd like to be.
by The Wendolyne January 4, 2020
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fuktitish

The act of habitually using spoken words with the intent to insult, be hurtful, or denegrade the other person. Usually done between friends or known acquaintances.
I don't know why we continue to hang around him. He is always fuktitish. Especially when he's drinking.
by The Garage March 18, 2021
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bee fucker

Someone who only fucks insects; specifically bees. Generally meant in a negative way.
Wow, Alia is such a bee fucker...
by astromantic August 1, 2016
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