freesies

Objects received for free (from sweepstaking, extreme couponing, closeout sales, checkout samples, or anything of the like) up for grabs by anyone in or with relation to the family such as: college students, good-for-nothing family members (can possibly still be college students), and general moochers. Usually include, but not limited to, unnecessary amounts of toiletries or cleaning products, but can also include anything as extravagant as vacations, cars, or bathrobes. Often these items are received without consent in regards to color, size, model, or type.

My mom wins me and my roommate a bunch of freesies.

by adrianatianadiadema November 23, 2011

Fresh Broach

When you "pinch a loaf" in the dressing room of a store. Placement is crucial, it must be placed on a shirt or dress near the collar of the garment to resemble a "broach".

Bro 1- That shirt you tried on looked like straight ass crack bro.
Bro 2- Straight up bro, I gave it a "Fresh Broach". Might look better on someone else's bitch ass
Bro 1- Word

by Fatback MegaMolester August 9, 2012

freechargers

A new disturbing trend of people with electric vehicles mooching free electricity from unsuspecting citizens and businesses. Examples include but are not limited to; your friend coming over for dinner and plugging his car in, like he is charging a phone, or showing up for work and nonchalantly plugging in on your boss's dime.

"Hey man, that's cool that you don't have to buy gas anymore, how much has your electric bill gone up?"
"Really barely any bro, I plug in when I go to work, visit friends, and even plugged in at the coffee shop yesterday..."
"Damn, sounds like you are just one of the freechargers to me."

by theway146 July 29, 2013

Fresh out the Barbie Box

An individual who was formerly an associate of yours who has gained status with a social group or has elevated financially or vice verse you have lost financial status and they show different characteristics since these changes have occurred. which hints the term Fresh out the Barbie Box (It describes the female qualities of a nigga who hangs with you who is more of an opportunist than friend)

Fresh out the Barbie box is also a synonym for the term Brandnew

That nigga been acting fresh out the Barbie Box since they gave him a promotion from fry cook to cashier at mcdonalds!

by T-337 September 10, 2013

freesting

Making a meal or a snack from free samples offered at a supermarket.

As in "I don't count calories carbs/sugar/fat from freesting at Whole Foods." "H Mart is freesting sushi today." "I got drunk from freesting the wine at Trader Joes."

by homedespot December 31, 2013

Fresh Water Rasta

White kid who claims his homeland is Jamaica.

His Reggae music collection is full of Bob Marley songs in all versions. His/her favorite is "no woman no cry" and can sign it like he/she owns it.
His/her attire consist on red, yellow and green anything.

And usually has a print or tattoo the of the Zion Lion somewhere.

Look at that kid from Ohio, singing No Woman No cry, he's such a Fresh Water Rasta.

by bluealmondhostel February 24, 2014

Fresh-aurant

A restaurant that is of higher end food not just your regular fast food places

(Kfc/Wendy's/Arby's/Taco Bell ) or diners also known as sit-order and-eat restaurants such as (Red Lobsters/iHop/Apple-bee's/Friendly's/Moe's Southwest Grill) A "Fresh-aurant" is a restaurant that you may not be able to afford to eat at every Friday night when you want to go out and spend time with family or friends while eating a good meal but is a place you can rely on to always be on top of what they're serving to you or your family. A Fresh-aurant is a place where the food is top end and a bit pricier than your average restaurants and may also be healthier than a quick McDonalds or BurgerKing drive thru. The meals at Fresh-aurant (s) may have the same calories as an option on a low end food restaurants menu but are better for your body overall. A "Fresh-urant" is a place you are willing to spend more money on for a better meal, a place you won't be disappointed of.

"Fresh-aurant"
Mom: Where would you guys want to go to eat tonight?
Dad: Lets the kids choose tonight!
Mom:Okay kids,where would you guys want to go to eat tonight?
Child one: Panera Bread
Child two: No! Lets go to a Fresh-urant!
Mom: What's that honey?
Child two: A higher end restaurant that produces better food for more money
Dad: *Check Wallets*

Mom: *Glances over to husband*
(Both) Mom and Dad: We're going to a Fresh-urant tonight!!!
Kid one: ugh.
Kid two: Yes, its about time you listened to me!!!!

by @redsoxz4lifeOnTwitter August 13, 2014