Republic of Florida Militia

A 3-member club of fat kids in Tallahassee who work part time at local fast food franchises. They meet monthly in their parent's basements to discuss video games news and little known Dungeon's & Dragons facts. After said meeting they dress in camouflage and assist the Boy Scouts of America in walking the sidewalks and picking up litter.

I thought I wanted to be in the Republic of Florida Militia, but I really just wanted to impregnate a fat chick with blue hair.

by Jordan Jereb May 13, 2017

Ford

the mostfucked up car company that sucks ass and can even stay running for ten seconds

by ej still June 24, 2003

FORD

fix or repair daily
also: found on road dead

look at that inbred driving that piece of crap ford

by heavy_a December 18, 2002

ford

Quite possibly the stupidest corporation in the country. Their company is dying right in front of them and what do they do?

MAKE A BIGGER SUV!!!

see: Ford Expedition EL

For future reference, Ford stock (NYSE: F) is at $8.00 per share at the time of this definition.

Ford sucks, buy a Chevy.

by kevin21boston November 3, 2006

FORD

a synonym used to describe something that looks good in the parking lot, but doesn't run.

Man, that ford looks so nice parked in the driveway. Too bad the darn thing won't turn over...

by VTGForever May 12, 2003

Florida barking spiders

When someone "toots" a few short ones in a row and then blames them on the "Florida barking spiders."

Oh! humm musta been those Florida barking spiders!

by Delmuire December 23, 2009

florida

5% amusement parks
3% beaches
92% Rednecks

"I went to Florida this summer!"
"Really? What part?"
"The 3%. The part that doesn't suck."

by Mnoel October 23, 2008