epic fail

Definition number two in the urban dictionary of epic fail.

"Means only one thing........of two choices."
^Epic Fail of definition

by AnonymousUser200 January 10, 2009

fail at life

a dorks' feeble attempt to sound cool on the internet. Some member of some random internet group said it once, and now everyone is copying that person because they think it sounds cool, and they think they are cool--Both are incorrect.

Your lack of creativity deems you fail at life.

by Excommunicated February 1, 2008

Fail

America, 2008-09.

You elected Obama? FAIL.

by TheTallWolfGeek January 29, 2009

failcake

1. All that is fail, or that could be descibed as such.

2. A cake eaten by those that fail.

3. A urinal cake.

"Man, I am such a failcake that I ate a failcake."

"Please, for the sake of my sanity, elaborate."

by Kayl February 22, 2009

Epic Fail

A fail so epic it needs its own word

"I divided by zero"

-epic fail

by epic fail doomsday December 14, 2009

Woman Fail

When a male fails at his gender and becomes a Woman Fail. This can be due to possible feminine traits that the person has, such as constantly observing ones reflection, paying for expensive branded clothes or owning a woman phone (expensive and pointless)

It is usually shortened down to simply calling the said man a woman.

Guy 1: god, he looks at his reflection so much, even in his phone

Guy 2: yeah, its because he's a woman fail.

by Benenenenen July 16, 2010

epic fail

A shamefully large, public and costly failure. Something that directly causes a gigantic loss in market share.

Dude, Windows Vista was an Epic Fail. I might sink to buying a Mac.

by mb in nyc April 21, 2008