Fail-Alt

When someone creates a false alt and can't go 5 minutes without being discovered who they really are. These may be because they: Blow compliments up their own ass on the other account, attempt to contact people who have blocked them and tell them how much better their other account is, and reply to comments on either account with the same personality (Ex: Angry, Sad, Happy, over all Retarded). You can also tell who the Fail-Alteers are by how their spelling is; for instance "i luv cats.they are awwesome!" And you'd have to be a fool not to recognize spelling errors like that. Of course, people who do this are in general 7-year-old idiot-boys or completely inexperienced man-children!

One day RedFoxProductions10 made a fail-alt account called Cowboyluver, and told AstroOmlett22 "RedFoxProductions10 is way better anim8or than you! You suck you stoopid dummy head fag!" Then AstroOmlett22 tried replying back to this message, but instead was encountered with a box that said "Haha! I blocked you! How dou like it, stoopid dummy?!" and Cowboyluver's comments box was full of messages telling himself how clever he was. Then AstroOmlett22 posted the predicament to failblog and RedFoxProductions10 was never to be heard of again! ^^

by Majetic March 10, 2011

Epic Fail

male of andrea & barbie's daughter
An attempt at success gone horribly wrong
Nobody even wants to know an epic failure
Dumb, useless annoying etc.
Reasonably stupid and ironical
Easy to make fun of
Way to weird
Kills all jokes that could be funny
Everyone finds them weird
Long lost-cause
Looser
Yeah thats right, an epic fail is something that is very ironic and stupid, sometimes funny. it can also be a person

The way he banged into that pole while trying to impress that girl, what an EPIC FAIL!

He's trying to pick up girls at that bar..with knock knock jokes..what an epic failure.

by Jiewo April 11, 2009

Fail Whale

Epic failure, loaded with embarrassment, consistent with blogging mishaps in the tumblr community.

So-and-so already blogged that image, you n00b! Fail Whale!

by pacalin December 11, 2010

Fail

Fail- {Fāl} (v.) To not accomplish the goal of; To be unsuccesful in completion; Unable to do the requirement of. (n.) One who is unsuccessful in completion; One who is unable to do the requirements of or one who does not accomplish the goal of.

Synonyms: (v.) Unsuccessful (n.) Faux Pas, Irony
Antonyms: (v.) Succeed, Accomplish (n.) Success

Joe: "Hey, let me throw those darts."
Bob: "Okay."

Bob gave Joe the darts.

Joe threw the darts, but missed his intended target.
Joe: "Oh no, I failed."
Bob: "No offense, but that makes you a failure.

by Vlademire February 16, 2010

male fail

An idiotic mistake that only a member of the male species is capable of making.

Girl: Does these pants make me look fat?
Boy: Well, uh, they don't make you look skinny.
Girl: You think I'm FAT?
Boy: What? I just said they didn't make you look skinny!
Girl: Ugh, you think I'm fat! I need to go on a diet. *runs away crying*
Boy: But I don't think you're fat...
Girls watching nearby: He should have just told her that the pants didn't make her look fat. What a male fail!

by urbana205 September 20, 2011

Fail

Maetuss Nipitnorasetklh (mae, olympic, phosphate)

Did you see that ball game last night? Its name was fail.

by sapface December 7, 2006

epic fail

The ultimate type of fail. Usually used in the same sentence with as the noun "Aftershock".

Dude 1: Aftershock just pushed through a new update!!
Dude 2: Yeah I heard it was another epic fail.

by yoyoyoyoyoo April 7, 2009