by Shinolol June 08, 2025
I am anxiously awaiting a package from fed-ex. It must be coming from pathed-ex.
The Christmas gifts you sent have not arrived yet. Did you send them by pathed-ex?
The Christmas gifts you sent have not arrived yet. Did you send them by pathed-ex?
by kymnasium January 08, 2009
the one ex you have that is still your best friend and understands you more than anyone else but you're not together
my comfort ex is my soulmate
by celsmeow September 08, 2023
Someone who has been living in an English speaking country (e.g. UK or USA) for a long time (e.g. 15 or 20 years) but still has poor English skills in terms of speaking and writing. Ex-freshies also have a fresh mentality making them very irritable to work or cope with. Typically this person has moved from a eastern country to a western country. (e.g. India to USA, Pakistan to UK)
Ex-freshie Man: I want all my children to get A's for their GSCE's so they can go off to Oxford and they can become lawyers or doctors.
Ex-freshie Woman: Apart from that I want my daughters to learn how to cook and clean and also gain some weight in order to be perfect wives and make babies.
Ex-freshie Woman: Apart from that I want my daughters to learn how to cook and clean and also gain some weight in order to be perfect wives and make babies.
by TwistyTactix18 March 10, 2012
Closely related to the wingman, an ex-wingman keeps unwanted ex-girlfriends at a distance.
A skilled ex-wingman will successfully distract the unwanted girl in question by engaging in a first-class shamversation with her to make sure she doesn't cock-block you while you are flirting with another girl.
A skilled ex-wingman will successfully distract the unwanted girl in question by engaging in a first-class shamversation with her to make sure she doesn't cock-block you while you are flirting with another girl.
"Steve's flirting with Jessica was threatened to be disturbed by his ex-girlfriend, but his ex-wingman turned her attention away from him."
"As soon as Jack's sad ex-girlfriend entered the room, Jack's ex-wingman went to talk with her, so she wouldn't notice Jack flirting with Anne."
"As soon as Jack's sad ex-girlfriend entered the room, Jack's ex-wingman went to talk with her, so she wouldn't notice Jack flirting with Anne."
by Mr. Spring April 02, 2012
Yo homie...I am gonna swing by the old hags house and so some pounding ex before I go home!
Yo buddy...be careful. I hear your ex has been getting tag teamed by the neighbors.
Yo buddy...be careful. I hear your ex has been getting tag teamed by the neighbors.
by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018