Enlgish

When you're trying to chat at a reasonable speed, but you keep messing the words up with letters in opposite places of where they should be. Not to be confused with Engrish or Engish.

Jim: Hey Suzy, let's go for a wlak. We shuold definitely be sure to call the others and get them to join us.
Suzy: *walk. And *should.

Jim: Haha, yeah, sorry, my Enlgish is acting up today.

by Advictoriam February 27, 2018

english is my language

A variation of EnGlAnD iS mY cItY, but that dumb fuck who likes to make fun of people is saying it.

English is my language and if it weren’t for team 0 then the U.S. would be normal

by Eskimo’s with big tits June 7, 2018

Englishing

To speak in English

I’m not Englishing very well today...

by How Cliché June 25, 2018

English Cock

The term used when one has a small erect penis.

Wow! I did not know you had an english cock.

by C/s/w July 14, 2018

English

A dumb language created by people who wanted to make life and communication harder.

John: The word English mean you should not read this HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :P

by Someone lame and bored. September 20, 2018

English G-spot

When someone describes something so well, It causes physical pleasure.

C- I always thought weed tasted so bad.
R- Yea but I love it, it's like a GOOD bad.
C- Like black coffee?

R- OMG exactly like that!! you seriously just hit my English G-spot.

by VikingOfBG October 8, 2018

English Class

English Class refers to the act of Sex . Specifically endearing sex, love making, if you may. It's a term used as a lay-low around other peers. It may or may not include BDSM, Kinks, and a TON of making out.

Hey, are you ready to study hard in English Class? ;)

by Im Married To A Toaster October 12, 2018