Bastardised English

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What the stupid, inbred, hygiene deficient, snaggle-toothed limeys speak.

I know it probably pisses you guys off that we've come farther in 250 years than you could in about 250,000, but find some country in Africa to be mad at.

It's "aloo-mi-num", not "aloo-mi-ni-um"; "jag-war", not "jag-you-are"; and "toothpaste", not "what the hell is that stuff"?

Bastardised English by John Heinz Kerry November 11, 2004

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The english language

trash
/traSH/
noun
discarded matter; refuse.
a person or people regarded as being of very low social standing.

verb
damage or wreck.
criticize severely.

Person 1: Angļu valoda ir miskaste
Person 1, but speaking english: The english language is trash
Person 2: Piekritu

The english language by peepee expander December 7, 2020

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cody the english bastard

england. A loser, a smelly man with no morals and no brain.

cody: Oi! I suck ass!
Someone: Yes you do!
cody" now be a good chap and bend over!

cody the english bastard by COUGH.. NOT SHIRLEY August 19, 2004

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slut english

1. brooke english
2. cunt, bitch, slut, ass, fuck

filling out survey:
Lindsay asks, "what name do you want me to use?"
Leigh responds, "Slut English, hahaha, BROOKE IS A SLUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT!!!!"

slut english by Leigh Walker May 8, 2006

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