flush and dump

Differing from a shit and split, a flush and dump is often done out of consideration, or due to turd insecurity.

The action involves expelling a turd at the same time one hits the flush lever on a toilet.

This is done to mask a noisy turd in a public restroom or to quickly get rid of a smelly turd before it renders a bathroom uninhabitable.

Since it was his first time at her house, Andrew courteously performed a flush and dump in Martha's bathroom, vastly improving his chances of scoring that night.

by Tuftskins April 30, 2009

martha dump truck

a poop head that occasionaly ding ding dig i dang dang dang dig i di dang dang

Martha Dump Truck in the flesh
here comes the cootie squad, you should:
shut up heather
sorry heather
look who's with her

oh my gosh
dang dang diggity dang
DDANG DANG DIGGITY DANG DANG!!!

by potato fingers October 20, 2019

cum dump

Term used to describe the cooter of a female whos been around the block, neighborhood, city, and state.

Guy1: "Man why are you so late the movie started 20 mins ago"
Guy2: "Sorry dude, had to drop off a load at the cum dump."

by SeptiK September 8, 2003

Take a dump on the floor

An good way to start an interesting conversation.

I shat on the floor so as to get my guests engaged in a conversation.

by Eyeballflyball September 3, 2003

Dimpy

Unbelievable, but oddly adorable, social behavior. Intentionally nerdy.

Pam was trying to be dimpy when she came into the room with mustard "exfoliant" on her face.

by Xian88 November 13, 2011

Dump of the Century

A extremely large and powerful shit! Its the crap of century because it is so big that no one else can make a bigger one. Its so big it should win an award.

Brb goto take a dump of the century!

by Shimmler February 11, 2003

info dump

Usually seen in online forums, where the easiness of Copy/Paste is abused, an info dump is used to deposit large amounts (usually entire articles) of information without summarizing or paraphrasing the information.

Anthony: Have you heard of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Dirk: Nope, what is it?
Anthony: *copy & pastes entire article from Wikipedia and About.com*
Dirk: Holy shit, keep the info dump to yourself!

by Quadadiddle November 21, 2006