drunk laundry

the act of completing something mildly productive while wasted

Mandy had way too much of things and ended up home early on Friday. Instead of wasting time online posting nonsense and feeling like her life was trash, she did some drunk laundry and Saturday morning seemed more promising

by von groovy March 8, 2019

Foundation drunk

There are levels to being drunk and to be Foundation drunk is to ascend to another plane of being turnt.

Named for the now-defunct Foundation Nightclub in Seattle's Belltown neighborhood.

"Dude, I heard last weekend was lit. How sloshed were you?"
"Bruh, you don't know the half of it. I was goddamn Foundation drunk."

"Bro. 😯"

by mlgucci August 31, 2019

lounge drunk

achieving a state of inebriation that is pleasant, without becoming drunk, for many hours while in a club or a lounge. Also stated as running a good buzz.

So there we were, chillin on a rooftop downtown yesterday getting lounge drunk and smoking blunts.

by spissatus October 30, 2011

Drunk Shuffling

Being able to shuffle 40% better while drunk because of the feeling of your feet sliding across the ground when your drunk or stoned.

That guy came in second place in the anual shuffle comp, if he were Drunk Shuffling he'd come first..

by LéKHOLE November 2, 2010

tampon drunk

Soaking a tampon in alcohol than shoving it in your vagina or asshole to make you feel drunk

Her mom can smell alcohol in her breath so we have to get tampon drunk

by Fuk'n Twat Nugget December 28, 2014

raptor drunk

A degree of drunk where the drunk person tucks their arms up close to their chest, kinda like a trex. They will sway and wobble, sometimes giving out drunken yells or loud exclamations that (while drunk) sound like roars.

James: Uugh, my head hurts, how bad was I at the party last night?

Dalton: No worries bro, you were only raptor drunk!

by Smashasaurus December 24, 2013

air drunk

When you are "drunk" but haven't touched alcohol

Damn I'm gonna be so air drunk in that party

by 727! September 24, 2022