@donkey punch

While having sex doggy style the person in back punches the person he is having sex with in the back of the head.

When I was doing my girlfriend in the butt I donkey punched her and told her she was a pretty little girl.

by freakybig January 22, 2004

donkey cart

a cart pulled by a donkey

did anyone get the number of that donkey cart?

by Fwarrr May 1, 2004

cock donkey

1. Someone who is overall annoying/ exhibits chode like qualities

2. Can be used to describe a whore, the reference being that s/he is a packmule for cocks

3. An insult on Halo 2's X-Box Live service

1. God, Bill is such a cock donkey. He keeps singing that retarded song.

2. What a cock donkey, I mean, look at her. She was the 'life' of the party.

3. Quit team killing you fucking cock donkey!

by Jack Tcka June 18, 2006

Donkey Balled

When, in an attempt to do something witty, you accidently cause yourself a large degree of problems.

Bryan: "That was a pretty funny file name for that picture, eh? 'The Prof Sucks Donkey Balls'!"
Josh: "Did you rename it before you sent it?
Bryan: "..."
Josh: "DONKEY BALLED!"

by Philippe Castonguay November 18, 2005

donkey shag

a word often used as a compliment to someone who you may find attractive and 'puts you in the mood'

he looks like a nice piece of donkey shag

by phoebe buckley June 2, 2008

Donkey Stomp

To jump from a higher object onto a lower object with both feet together.

Dude, have you heard that Bob donkey stomped Jane? She is no longer pregnant or with him.
Really? The headboard can support his fat ass?

by Tripp69 March 26, 2010

Donkey Punch Slip and slide

When engaged in anal sex(over a table or a bench top)and the man is about to ejaculate, he quickly punches her in the back of the head(to knock her out) and withdraws his penis ejaculating all over her chest when she is unconscious. Then he grabs one shoulder and the opposite leg and slides her across the table or bench(While she is still unconscious). With the assistance of the semen all over her chest she should be able to slide off the table with a decent throw.

Bob: I gave Doris Donkey punch Slip and slide Yesterday. The children were asking why there was so much Broken glass.

by Jesus' dog :3 November 19, 2011