Dink

Dink just means for something to be dumb or idiotic. Mostly used by the north east of England (as far as I know) and it's so funny when you put it in a completely unintelligible sentence that would make Americans go cross eyed.

Me: ,pwhar, that's ,canny,,dink, that ,liek,

My m8: ,pwhar,,why aye, m8

by yourabsolutemam December 28, 2021

Dink water

A glass of liquid that has been used to wash your sink in.

Dude, I washed my dink in a glass one night before Becky came over for sexy time. After we were done the deed she reached over and drank my dink water. She asked me why I had a glass of salt water next to my bed. I couldn’t break it to her that I had washed my dink in it quickly before she came over.

by Redheadedstepchild12 February 11, 2022

dink

Another word for “dick”, used often by younger kids as a euphemism

He took a wee-wee from his dink roflol

by Beejsterb February 17, 2022

dinkle

A party for soon to be father expecting his second kid. Essentially the fathers version of the mothers “sprinkle”

All of Cardis buddies thru him an epic Dinkle at Atlantic City for the night. It was one for the ages

by anonymous February 21, 2022

dink

A term used in Alberta, usually as a synonym for your dick, but often used as a synonym for idiot or moron.

"put your dink away, nobody wants to see that"

"quit being a dink and hand me that wrench"

by verovex February 24, 2022

dinkers

fans of hip hop artist doodledrip

Natalie: man those twitter dinkers on my ass again all cus i said doodledrips music sucks

by CarlosCruz33 March 6, 2022

Dink

An American term. Someone you do not like or respect. An idiot who doesn’t leave you alone.

Geez, that guy Ryan is such a dink.

by Bill.Swaggins March 11, 2022