Dictorial

When a person is not in charge, but acts like they are.

Gary sure was acting dictorial today. Does he think he's running this place?

by Popo4242 December 21, 2018

doctered

meaning: To put so much spin on the ball that your opponent becomes confused and mioss judges where the ball will land giving you the point
"YOU JUST GOT DOCTERD"

in a game onf ping pong you put so much spin on the ball it confuses your opponent and they miss the ball winiing you the point which means they just git doctered by the spin docter

by tijah October 25, 2008

doctored

as in when someone overwhelms you with facts (and explanations) that you already or do not already know.

Doctor: You've got a small dick.
Ronald: Really? What does that mean?
Doctor: It means your IQ is below average.
Ronald: Ohhh.
Doctor: Doctored!

by Blk1Babes February 25, 2011

Doctors, Lawyers, or Indian Chiefs

A phrase used to describe a group of successful minorities.

The asian people become Doctors, Lawyers, or Indian Chiefs.

by kingseattle August 18, 2010

Doctors

Doctors are People that have a dark streak and a psychotic dark side that like to get paid very well for stabbing people with needles, cutting people open this knifes, bringing bad news and all that dark devil worshiping. the red cross Sells blood to doctors, 'cause all doctors are vampires, obviously. The few are Zombies and eat the dead patients brains. How can I prove this? Whenever something bad happens, like a fire, or a car crash, Guess who's there? The paramedics, which are the Devil doctors servants. These "mobile" devil worshippers are even worse then doctors, they can find you anywhere. They have trucks, buses, Helicopters and other devil transportation. So we are never safe from these Doctors. So what shall we do? Take that white doctors coat and turn it into a straitjacket.

Doctor:: Ma'ma your sons dead
Woman:: NO!
Doctors:: Ma'ma please sit down. Ma'ma! SUCURITY!

by Hawkington =]] February 2, 2008

Dictoris

Sensitive part of the penis, right below the head, which when stimulated causes extreme pleasure.

I was with this girl last night and she licked my Dictoris until I came in her mouth

by Bnerdlatin December 23, 2010

Dick-Dector

A chemical mixture which detects the presence of invisible or really sneaky dicks (See "Dick-chameleon").

Usually used by spraying the substance over the location of the possible dick-chameleon infestation until it comes into view.
Mostly used by people owning a dick-chameleon wishing to masturbate while seeing their dick.

Keep away from small children!
It WAS tested on animals! (Chameleons...)

Joey couldn't find his invisible dick, so he couldn't fuck Laura efficiently.
So he sprayed some temporary Dick-Dector over his loins to search for it.
He found it...

by Ben May 3, 2005