chooty

That name you have for your pet that is pretty much impossible to explain.

Me: We call him chooty.
Friend: why?
Me: *clears throat*
Me: *starts up projector*
Me: When we first got him he came with a bag of food called "chaton" which is french for kitten from that we got the name chot which than changed into choots which finally ended up at chooty.
friend: ...

by joeybab3 November 24, 2014

coota bag

when a girl dips her coochie lips in a boys mouth as he licks the inside

i just coota bagged this boy last night it was da bomb

by t kidd June 16, 2008

cooter-faced sock puppet

a sock puppet whose mouth is so attractive that it is evocative of a woman's vagina. One might perform acts of self pleasure with said puppet at their own indiscretion.

It can also be used in a derogatory sense where as the party insulted is compared to being nothing more than a masturbatory aid.

Man, that is one cooter-faced sock puppet. Imma get my hands all over hat bitch!

Quit being such a cooter-faced sock puppet!

by alphacaiaphas April 16, 2011

cooter cream

A males reproductive liquid seeping out of an anus.

She liked the smell of cooter cream.

by BillForPresident July 6, 2016

Cooter Scooter

A roommate that brings alot of ass around the house and gets you laid.

Pedro: What you doing tonight??

Phillip: I was thinking about taking the cooter scooter out tonight.. You want to come or just wait here??

Pedro: I'll just wait here, bring a brunette will ya?

Phillip: yeah, no worries bro.

Pedro: thanks duder.

by versilius January 13, 2009

cooted

In relevance to the word 'cooter' which is slang for a females vagina, cooted means for a female to cum.

"Matthew hit it so hard that I cooted."

by Amanda D May 2, 2007

cooter

a cooter is normaly an older females vagina but with cooties

girl gimmie dat girl gimmie girl gimmie that dam der gimmie that cooter!

by bullet4926 July 27, 2005