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condom pop

1) one who is conceived as a result of a failing condom
2) the act of destroying the thin rubber sheath that stands between you and any feeling whatsoever
3) the fabled fourth hole right behind a woman's knee that can only be seen under the right lighting conditions.
1)My mom calls me her little condom pop
2)The pussy was great after i pulled off a condom pop
3)WTF?
by invisible guy... April 30, 2009
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condimentia

A medical condition in which the elderly lose their sense of taste and overstock their condiments to enhance every food item they prepare.
Man, my grandma's fridge has nothing but half-used jars of horse radish, ketchup, and hot sauce. Her condimentia is really getting bad.
by jonojett May 21, 2011
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Condom Fail

A clever comeback to someone when they call you a fail. Referring to the person's parents' condom to fail on them, resulting in the birth of that person. Other versions include abortion fail and birth control fail, but condom fail is much simpler and snappy
Person 2 makes a mistake.
Person 1: hahaha epic fail
Person 2: shut up. you're a condom fail.
Person 1:...
by dhoasfueugaseng October 1, 2011
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Condom Shmondom

What you tell a girl when she asks you to put on a condom.
Girl: Put on a condom.
Guy: Condom Shmondom
Girl: Please
Guy: Naw
Girl: Alright
by Dont Ask... Man May 22, 2010
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Condomize

To be thrifty with condom use; to use it multiple times.
"I only have one condom left and no money for the next week. It's time to tighten my belt and condomize."
by Ricks Real February 9, 2013
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Wii Condom

Slang for the Wii Remote Jacket, an add-on for the Wii remote that is supposed to "increase" the grip on the Wii remote, and also resembles a condom. Supposedly, the Wii Condom is also supposed to protect the Wii Remote from getting AIDS from the sensor bar.
Dude 1: "Dude, let's play WiiSports!"

Dude 2: "Yeah, but first I have to put on the Wii Condoms on the Wii Remotes so then they don't get AIDS from the sensor bar."

Dude 1: "Lol!"
by firstbloodstrat August 6, 2009
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condomn

1.when someone is about to have intercourse and puts a cnodomn on as protection from diseases or pregnancy. 2.an insult to indicate a person is used and then trhown away.
examples.rob:hey did you break up with that chick?

rick:yeah,ye was a condomn i just went out with her for her money and the sex.
by megadude 124 May 2, 2009
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