cock sprung

Female verison of pussy whipped

Linny can't leave Sergio because she's "cock sprung."

by rhcie March 02, 2016

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cock stump

A someone who is short enough that you can put your junk on their head and let it rest.

Look at that girl, "I could use her as a cock stump."

by Shrekalec September 11, 2009

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Cock Climber

1. An individual who has surpassed merely swinging off my nuts and is so exaggeratedly kissing ass they are disdained.
2. A homosexual male.

1. That Cock Climber won't shut up about how great the bosses' plan is.
2. If he wants to be a Cock Climber that is his business, it is ludicrous to suggest government try and control the private consensual acts of adults.

by Josh McVey July 31, 2008

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oh cock

An expression from the TV-series "Top Gear", more specifically from one of the hosts, James May.

Whenever something goes wrong, not according to plan or something is just wierd, you lett out loudly : "oh cock"

"Oh cock"

"Oh cock moment with the boys"

by fbhajvfghajvewhj bnka June 24, 2019

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Cock Wheeze

when a person gives you a blowjob, while doing so, has an asthma attack

Person 1: Dude, how was your one night stand

Person 2: It was going great until I found out she has asthma

Person 1: How'd you find out

Person 2: I had a cock wheeze

Person 1: Uh, Winning

by insertfatjokehere March 28, 2011

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