Street Cleaning Day

A racket by which the government collects money from foreigners, the forgetful and the unlucky.

I forgot I parked on the Thursday side of the road and I got a ticket for street cleaning day.

by logout April 5, 2010

conscience clearing call

a telephone call made prior to engaging in an activity which will way on a persons conscience

Barry met Sue at the convention, but before he asked her back to his hotel room, he made a conscience clearing call to his wife and children to say goodnight, and to tell them he loves and misses them all very much.

by yalebno June 16, 2010

puke cleaner

Someone who gets stuck cleaning up their puke or their friends puke after partying.
Or
Someone who uses a broom to clean up puke

I had a party last night and I had to clean up Jeff's puke this morning. Guess I have to be the puke cleaner today.
Or
I had to sweep up Jeff's puke from last night with a broom the puke cleaner

by djnightshade99 December 6, 2010

Tattoo Cleavage

Partial visibility of a single tattoo, meant to attract attention.

Her tattoo cleavage is flirting with me.

by Zaucha July 4, 2011

victory cleaning

Cleaning one's house or apartment the day after a party, and finding awesome artifacts that remind you of how EPIC your party was.

"We found part of my friend's nipple ring, several half empty bottles of champagne, and my ripped fishnet tights while we were victory cleaning the apartment after our New Year's Eve party!"

by Ovariesy January 1, 2013

rage cleaner

A person who cleans only when they are pissed or can't find something

George is such a rage cleaner. He only cleans when he can't find something he's looking for.

by thoseboysmom April 17, 2013

unfaithful cleaner

When your significant other cheats by promising to do all the choirs after they get their way first,

My wife is an unfaithful cleaner always promising to straighten the house right after dinner or a movie etc.

by PSC pimpn November 7, 2013